The Vault

I have dealt with these guys quite often. I normally have good things to say about them. But that time is done.....finito.

I have been sending people their way for a couple years now. I don't have a site, no affiliate links, nothing like that. Just sending people their way.

Well, now it's time to get truthful. F**k these guys. F**k them in their stupid a$$e$.

They are very nice. Very pleasant people. For the most part, easy to deal with.

But f**k me if they can't process a single order of mine without f**king it up. Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

And there's always an excuse. New employee. BREXIT. COVID. Severe weather in Spain.

I try to be patient, but inevitably it ends up in this goofy scenario of playing email tag with someone on the complete opposite day-night schedule to yourself (if you live in North America). The delays seem to always work out that my plans for these new strains I order now get delayed, and I'm waiting months now to get them in my tents.

Then when you bring it up to them, they take offense. "This is not a true representation of blah blah blah......"

"Yes it is f**khead. It's literally what I go thru EVERY SINGLE TIME I ORDER. So either it's happening way more than you want to admit, or you're targetting me, or I just happen to be your most unlucky customer"

I had to threaten getting ahold of Visa and cancelling the order, then suddenly "BLAM", there's my tracking info, what I've been waiting for. Was that so f**king hard?

I will never recommend these guys again and I encourage others to stay away. If you want to take your chances with a bunch of inept, but really SUPER nice guys, then fly at it, but I am willing to bet most people don't want this to deal with this type of BS.

I'd almost rather deal with a$$hole$, because at least they don't suck you into one more purchase because they are so pleasant. You move on and wash your hands of them. Well. Now that's what I am doing with The Vault.
 

Frimpong

🔥Freak.genetics🔥
I have dealt with these guys quite often. I normally have good things to say about them. But that time is done.....finito.

I have been sending people their way for a couple years now. I don't have a site, no affiliate links, nothing like that. Just sending people their way.

Well, now it's time to get truthful. F**k these guys. F**k them in their stupid a$$e$.

They are very nice. Very pleasant people. For the most part, easy to deal with.

But f**k me if they can't process a single order of mine without f**king it up. Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

And there's always an excuse. New employee. BREXIT. COVID. Severe weather in Spain.

I try to be patient, but inevitably it ends up in this goofy scenario of playing email tag with someone on the complete opposite day-night schedule to yourself (if you live in North America). The delays seem to always work out that my plans for these new strains I order now get delayed, and I'm waiting months now to get them in my tents.

Then when you bring it up to them, they take offense. "This is not a true representation of blah blah blah......"

"Yes it is f**khead. It's literally what I go thru EVERY SINGLE TIME I ORDER. So either it's happening way more than you want to admit, or you're targetting me, or I just happen to be your most unlucky customer"

I had to threaten getting ahold of Visa and cancelling the order, then suddenly "BLAM", there's my tracking info, what I've been waiting for. Was that so f**king hard?

I will never recommend these guys again and I encourage others to stay away. If you want to take your chances with a bunch of inept, but really SUPER nice guys, then fly at it, but I am willing to bet most people don't want this to deal with this type of BS.

I'd almost rather deal with a$$hole$, because at least they don't suck you into one more purchase because they are so pleasant. You move on and wash your hands of them. Well. Now that's what I am doing with The Vault.
Good to know ty👍
 
I should clarify.

Apparently there are two seedbanks called The Vault. I am talking about the one in the UK.

https://www(dot)cannabis-seeds-store(dot)co(dot)uk

I didn't realize until just now there is another one, and I don't want to have them mixed up in this.
 

BH

Tha Dank Hoarder
I suggest if your In the USA or any company , buy if you can from a reputable Seedbank in your country cause why fuck around with many bad factors for example like damage of seeds , old seeds , fakes and mail never getting to you

once Great Lakes and a few that are in my country came in and they got legit breeders involved . I’m good on out of country seed banks where it can be treated like Wild West
 
I suggest if your In the USA or any company , buy if you can from a reputable Seedbank in your country cause why fuck around with many bad factors for example like damage of seeds , old seeds , fakes and mail never getting to you

once Great Lakes and a few that are in my country came in and they got legit breeders involved . I’m good on out of country seed banks where it can be treated like Wild West
Well, I'm in Canada, and despite it being legal here now, the seed options are shit up here.
I refuse to buy anything from Canadian, or more specifically, BC seedbanks. BC Bud Depot is a scam. Flat out ripoff artists. I bought from another I can't think of the name right now......garbage genetics.... hermaphrodites like crazy. And I have to buy 'illegally' thru them anyways because they are not actually government approved. And the number of legally approved strains up here is about 30....out of the 8000+ strains out there. And you can only buy in 4 packs, no autos (I don't care about that, I hate autos), and no feminized seeds.
So I go to Dutch breeder sources.

The Vault is legit. I won't say they aren't. They have legit sourced seeds from legit breeders. When I do get my seeds from the Vault, they are the real deal. They just can't ship an order of mine out without screwing up the order somehow. Getting it lost, new employees shipping it to the wrong place, screwing up the tracking order number, taking way longer than they should etc.

And going thru the US is not an option, not that I've found yet. Either ridiculously retarded prices, or goofy packaging options, or they won't ship across the border, or they don't accept Visa or a combo of all of them.

I refuse to use money orders or checks and mail them to any seedbank. To me, that's even more hairy than using my Visa. I'm a legit, government sanctioned grower, so I couldn't care less what shows up on my Visa charges.
With Visa, it's easy enough to solve. I phone them, tell them they didn't ship my order and my credit is back right away.

Its not as easy to find quality seeds where I am as you would think.
 

BH

Tha Dank Hoarder
Well, I'm in Canada, and despite it being legal here now, the seed options are shit up here.
I refuse to buy anything from Canadian, or more specifically, BC seedbanks. BC Bud Depot is a scam. Flat out ripoff artists. I bought from another I can't think of the name right now......garbage genetics.... hermaphrodites like crazy. And I have to buy 'illegally' thru them anyways because they are not actually government approved. And the number of legally approved strains up here is about 30....out of the 8000+ strains out there. And you can only buy in 4 packs, no autos (I don't care about that, I hate autos), and no feminized seeds.
So I go to Dutch breeder sources.

The Vault is legit. I won't say they aren't. They have legit sourced seeds from legit breeders. When I do get my seeds from the Vault, they are the real deal. They just can't ship an order of mine out without screwing up the order somehow. Getting it lost, new employees shipping it to the wrong place, screwing up the tracking order number, taking way longer than they should etc.

And going thru the US is not an option, not that I've found yet. Either ridiculously retarded prices, or goofy packaging options, or they won't ship across the border, or they don't accept Visa or a combo of all of them.

I refuse to use money orders or checks and mail them to any seedbank. To me, that's even more hairy than using my Visa. I'm a legit, government sanctioned grower, so I couldn't care less what shows up on my Visa charges.
With Visa, it's easy enough to solve. I phone them, tell them they didn't ship my order and my credit is back right away.

Its not as easy to find quality seeds where I am as you would think.
actually I have a few Canadian friends and I do know the policies ( or saying I’m a expert or anything ) of that. ever heard of next generation ? NG Been in the game since 97 and I would vouch for them anyday .


when I was buying from non USA cause that wasn’t even a option, their texada timewarp is not only the best strain I’ve seen in resistant that’s thc dominate and can handle no matter what weather almost, shoot I grew some in snow and rain for weeks and they were as perky as good weather. Can’t ask for more than a donkey dock, ultra stable genetic

tried a few romulan crosses from them as well and all showed and were dank. you can rant on a companies terms of services or where you can get it . things Have changed so much from 1-20_ years ago and things in CA and USA are way more chill vs previous years.


 
actually I have a few Canadian friends and I do know the policies ( or saying I’m a expert or anything ) of that. ever heard of next generation ? NG Been in the game since 97 and I would vouch for them anyday .



when I was buying from non USA cause that wasn’t even a option, their texada timewarp is not only the best strain I’ve seen in resistant that’s thc dominate and can handle no matter what weather almost, shoot I grew some in snow and rain for weeks and they were as perky as good weather. Can’t ask for more than a donkey dock, ultra stable genetic

tried a few romulan crosses from them as well and all showed and were dank. you can rant on a companies terms of services or where you can get it . things Have changed so much from 1-20_ years ago and things in CA and USA are way more chill vs previous years.


No, I've never heard of them, I will give that a look, thanks.
 

BH

Tha Dank Hoarder
many of my buddies couldn’t believe I could get such donkey dicks and zero molds or budrot in the nasty climate for cannabis Before everyone else where they waited till October 1-25th ,Many commerical dudes only wanted that strain when I showed it’s ability . I was amazed and rain and any bad environment it fault, it never cared . i grew it for almost 5 years , I thought at the time i could just find another genetic similar , still haven’t and that was a major kickback in . It is harvestable at end of sept and amazing results . Just not the strongest weed , just the easiest and most non cbd/cbg plant I ever seen


 

Orion

In Bloom
actually I have a few Canadian friends and I do know the policies ( or saying I’m a expert or anything ) of that. ever heard of next generation ? NG Been in the game since 97 and I would vouch for them anyday .


when I was buying from non USA cause that wasn’t even a option, their texada timewarp is not only the best strain I’ve seen in resistant that’s thc dominate and can handle no matter what weather almost, shoot I grew some in snow and rain for weeks and they were as perky as good weather. Can’t ask for more than a donkey dock, ultra stable genetic

tried a few romulan crosses from them as well and all showed and were dank. you can rant on a companies terms of services or where you can get it . things Have changed so much from 1-20_ years ago and things in CA and USA are way more chill vs previous years.


Texada Timewarp is the best outdoor seeds I ever ran in the Northeast...I crossed it too the very first Satori mandala sold(what they sold after that was not the same)and it is what I have run outdoor ever since.
 
many of my buddies couldn’t believe I could get such donkey dicks and zero molds or budrot in the nasty climate for cannabis Before everyone else where they waited till October 1-25th ,Many commerical dudes only wanted that strain when I showed it’s ability . I was amazed and rain and any bad environment it fault, it never cared . i grew it for almost 5 years , I thought at the time i could just find another genetic similar , still haven’t and that was a major kickback in . It is harvestable at end of sept and amazing results . Just not the strongest weed , just the easiest and most non cbd/cbg plant I ever seen


I'm actually strictly indoor. It was -20°C on October 1st where I am. I'm waaaaaaay up north in BC, not far south from the NorthWest Territories.
I would love to do outdoor, but that's not gonna happen, unfortunately.
 

BH

Tha Dank Hoarder
I'm actually strictly indoor. It was -20°C on October 1st where I am. I'm waaaaaaay up north in BC, not far south from the NorthWest Territories.
I would love to do outdoor, but that's not gonna happen, unfortunately.

but my point to the strain is its easier than a auto( you couldn’t even grow two rounds to equal 1 timewarp plant indoors or out) . It’s such a easy plant it Doesn’t care what light you give it or temps if unstable or humidity as well. Pest don’t care for it and it’s damn near mold proof.

it produces great yeilds and donkey dicks + great daytime or anti anxiet based and only thing it lacks is stronger thc % and smell. It just smells like earthy pine. i would mess with it again if it was sold via USA based seedbank and I’m a ocd picker kind of dude on the strains (only keep the 1% or less )



for indoors or out and if a person doesn’t care about having some sensative to misc things or low yeilder for connoisseur reasons. This is the champ on weight and easy growing And good smoke for people that like non anxiety inducing and daytime smoke.

only reason I know anout this strain is because I had a few Canadian buddies back in the day that smuggled timewarp and told me about it, so I then bought some seeds and was def amazed by the truth of how fast and good yeilder it is.


reminds me why they called I-95 on the strain, it’s the big yielder and looks great

 
but my point to the strain is its easier than a auto( you couldn’t even grow two rounds to equal 1 timewarp plant indoors or out) . It’s such a easy plant it Doesn’t care what light you give it or temps if unstable or humidity as well. Pest don’t care for it and it’s damn near mold proof.

it produces great yeilds and donkey dicks + great daytime or anti anxiet based and only thing it lacks is stronger thc % and smell. It just smells like earthy pine. i would mess with it again if it was sold via USA based seedbank and I’m a ocd picker kind of dude on the strains (only keep the 1% or less )



for indoors or out and if a person doesn’t care about having some sensative to misc things or low yeilder for connoisseur reasons. This is the champ on weight and easy growing And good smoke for people that like non anxiety inducing and daytime smoke.

only reason I know anout this strain is because I had a few Canadian buddies back in the day that smuggled timewarp and told me about it, so I then bought some seeds and was def amazed by the truth of how fast and good yeilder it is.


reminds me why they called I-95 on the strain, it’s the big yielder and looks great

Man, that I-95 looks pretty sweet. Yeah I've heard of Texada Timewarp. I'll take a peek at it. I haven't heard it mentioned in years.

I've got quite a few coming right now as is, assuming The Vault follows thru and I get my seeds.

Purple Punch x 3
Pink Kush x 3
Critical Orange Punch x 1
Peyote Critical x 2
Lemon OG Kush x 3
Kannabia Colombian Jack x 1

All feminized, except for the Kannabia Colombian Jack.
 

Frimpong

🔥Freak.genetics🔥
Man, that I-95 looks pretty sweet. Yeah I've heard of Texada Timewarp. I'll take a peek at it. I haven't heard it mentioned in years.

I've got quite a few coming right now as is, assuming The Vault follows thru and I get my seeds.

Purple Punch x 3
Pink Kush x 3
Critical Orange Punch x 1
Peyote Critical x 2
Lemon OG Kush x 3
Kannabia Colombian Jack x 1

All feminized, except for the Kannabia Colombian Jack.
I95 is some killer smoke I'd love to grow it
 

Orion

In Bloom
Man, that I-95 looks pretty sweet. Yeah I've heard of Texada Timewarp. I'll take a peek at it. I haven't heard it mentioned in years.

I've got quite a few coming right now as is, assuming The Vault follows thru and I get my seeds.

Purple Punch x 3
Pink Kush x 3
Critical Orange Punch x 1
Peyote Critical x 2
Lemon OG Kush x 3
Kannabia Colombian Jack x 1

All feminized, except for the Kannabia Colombian Jack.
Surprised you can't get Pink Kush at home...it's one of the biggest commercial strains in BC and used heavily!
 
Surprised you can't get Pink Kush at home...it's one of the biggest commercial strains in BC and used heavily!
To be honest, I just haven't had much faith in anything from Canadian sources. I've had too many shitty runs with weird mutations, hermaphrodites.
I typically stick with Barney's Farm. Almost that entire list is Barney's.
 
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