Desert Rose
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If zombies came right now I’d be FUCKED LETS GOOOO
If zombies came right now I’d be FUCKED LETS GOOOO
It is important to understand the dynamics of using a chainsaw in a zombie apocolypse. The chain rotates around the bar, moving away from the user on top and towards the user on the bottom. Use the top of the bar to avoid blood splatter.Just remember a Chainsaw is quicker than an Axe, and if you have some gas it's like having ammo
Or dig a moat out and put some big species of Catfish in that..... Rotting human Flesh wouldn't stand a chance against a Piraiba or Jau, or a Wels, or a Goonch....
and a grappling hook. Gotta have a grappling hook.?I’d get myself a mini crossbow, a handful of knives, a samurai sword, and a silenced AR
Unless you have really big hands, isn't that just one knife?a handful of knives
Maybe Freddy Kruger style?Unless you have really big hands, isn't that just one knife?
Oh great, now you are going to bring fictional characters into the discussion.Maybe Freddy Kruger style?
You're right sorryOh great, now you are going to bring fictional characters into the discussion.
Here we are having a good conversation about dealing with zombies and you have to go and get silly.
Don't forget Jeebus.You're right sorry
So how about those Ancient Roman texts about dealing with them where they used a Gladius to behead them and said it was the only way to stop them?
The Japanese apparently had a way to deal with them too when they ran into them.
Knives tend to get lost if you get tackled or stuck in a skull or even snapped off. I’d strap one to each ankle and a bunch to my vest so I can grab them in a pinch ?Unless you have really big hands, isn't that just one knife?
It’s the brain stem gank from behind method or if you’re in trouble through the ear or eye holes hehe but those both seem like great weapons to grab! I like the drift punchesI'm a little late to this conversation...are we following brain death only zombie rules here? Cause then knives aren't super useful. They're more about causing blood loss which doesn't seem like it would be that helpful against the undead. I'd probably go with a few sharpened 12" drift punches and a pickaroon or two.
That would be an ankleful, or a chestful. I still maintain that unless you are Andre the Giant, a handful of knives = 1.Knives tend to get lost if you get tackled or stuck in a skull or even snapped off. I’d strap one to each ankle and a bunch to my vest so I can grab them in a pinch ?
So is it just their saliva you have to worry about? I was under the impression blood and OPIM were all a concern. Am I mixing shit up with vampires?Don't forget the moat full of Catfish though! You can stand on the other side picking them off like that fence in Day of the Dead, and if they fall in they probably won't make it out of the water.
The hook is a good idea too! You can pull them around from a distance so you don't get bit while your Molotov cocktail their friends lol. "Beat 'em or burn 'em they go up pretty easy" as Night of the Living Dead said.
Besides these days we generally have hand sanitizer (AKA Paper Cut finder, AKA almost napalm) lol.