What's On Your Mind?
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I was always told it was Newfinese, as in this conversation:if you take the three words
oil beef hooked
and say them fast with an Irish Brogue, they take on new meaning.
m r ducks
m r not ducks
o s a r,
cdedbd wings?
well oil beef hooked
m r ducks
Translation:
Them are ducks
Them are not ducks
Oh yes they are,
see the itty bitty wings?
Well I'll be fucked
Them are ducks
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Found this list which determines if you tick enough box’s that you are in fact becoming an old fart .
Sadly it seems I’m prematurely aging at just 56 .
Brothers of the Hunt . Scroll through to see if you’re ready to ride public transport at reduced rates or in some states for free .
1. You make more noise getting out of bed than you did during the night of passion the evening before.
2. Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton give you hope in your quest to age gracefully.
3. Sunscreen is applied every day. Even on rainy ones. You can never be too careful.
4. Your new mantra is never trust anyone UNDER 30.
5. You select the restaurants to eat at for their quiet ambiance rather than their food.
6. The only children you enjoy being around are your own and your grandkids.
7. When you shop the Nordstrom’s shoe sale, you head right for the comfort shoes. Heels be damned.
8. You buy your bras less for the push-up value and more for the hide the back-fat value.
9. A night at home with the dog is more enticing to you than a Saturday evening party.
10. Fiber has a whole new importance in your life.
11. You make a pact with a friend that should you ever go into a coma, they will be there to pluck your chins hairs until you wake up.
12. You simply can’t wrap your head around the idea of a bikini or its relevance.
13. Your knees creak when you walk up and down stairs. They creak when you walk, period.
14. You don’t like driving at night.
15. You have multiple pairs of glasses strewn around the house so that you will always be able to read should you need to.
16. You stop watching the Music Awards because you haven’t a clue who all those people are.
17. You don’t go to bars anymore, you go to wineries.
18. You can’t hold your liquor like you used to, which is a pity, because you need it even more now.
19. You have an overload of doctor’s phone numbers in your cell phone. All specialists.
20. It’s not called an operation…it’s called a procedure.
21. When your glasses are lost (again) they are most likely on top of your head.
22. You lose weight to be healthy rather than skinny.
23. As you fondly remember the good old days when you could down 2 cheeseburgers without a hitch, you reach for the antacid after downing the Mexican combo lunch special of 2 tacos.
24. You find your keys in the refrigerator, your underwear in the pantry and you have no clue how they got there despite the fact that you’ve not had a drink in 6 months.
25. Coupons, Costco, delivery of the AARP magazine and Happy Hours all make you deliriously happy.
26. Glitter, mini-skirts and bright red lipstick are a thing of the past, unless you’re an aging hooker.
27. When someone you know dies at the age of 79, you say “but he was so young!”
28. “Camping” is spending the day at the pool at the Four Seasons.
29. You have more hair on your face, ears and nose than you do on your head.
30. You embrace the rules. The world must have order!
Yes, my friends, as Bob Dylan predicted, the times they are a changing!
Sadly it seems I’m prematurely aging at just 56 .
Brothers of the Hunt . Scroll through to see if you’re ready to ride public transport at reduced rates or in some states for free .
1. You make more noise getting out of bed than you did during the night of passion the evening before.
2. Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton give you hope in your quest to age gracefully.
3. Sunscreen is applied every day. Even on rainy ones. You can never be too careful.
4. Your new mantra is never trust anyone UNDER 30.
5. You select the restaurants to eat at for their quiet ambiance rather than their food.
6. The only children you enjoy being around are your own and your grandkids.
7. When you shop the Nordstrom’s shoe sale, you head right for the comfort shoes. Heels be damned.
8. You buy your bras less for the push-up value and more for the hide the back-fat value.
9. A night at home with the dog is more enticing to you than a Saturday evening party.
10. Fiber has a whole new importance in your life.
11. You make a pact with a friend that should you ever go into a coma, they will be there to pluck your chins hairs until you wake up.
12. You simply can’t wrap your head around the idea of a bikini or its relevance.
13. Your knees creak when you walk up and down stairs. They creak when you walk, period.
14. You don’t like driving at night.
15. You have multiple pairs of glasses strewn around the house so that you will always be able to read should you need to.
16. You stop watching the Music Awards because you haven’t a clue who all those people are.
17. You don’t go to bars anymore, you go to wineries.
18. You can’t hold your liquor like you used to, which is a pity, because you need it even more now.
19. You have an overload of doctor’s phone numbers in your cell phone. All specialists.
20. It’s not called an operation…it’s called a procedure.
21. When your glasses are lost (again) they are most likely on top of your head.
22. You lose weight to be healthy rather than skinny.
23. As you fondly remember the good old days when you could down 2 cheeseburgers without a hitch, you reach for the antacid after downing the Mexican combo lunch special of 2 tacos.
24. You find your keys in the refrigerator, your underwear in the pantry and you have no clue how they got there despite the fact that you’ve not had a drink in 6 months.
25. Coupons, Costco, delivery of the AARP magazine and Happy Hours all make you deliriously happy.
26. Glitter, mini-skirts and bright red lipstick are a thing of the past, unless you’re an aging hooker.
27. When someone you know dies at the age of 79, you say “but he was so young!”
28. “Camping” is spending the day at the pool at the Four Seasons.
29. You have more hair on your face, ears and nose than you do on your head.
30. You embrace the rules. The world must have order!
Yes, my friends, as Bob Dylan predicted, the times they are a changing!
Frosty78
Habitabat autem somnium
Well I'm proper fucked then at 45.
Captain Sternn
In Bloom
#31 - You glance at a mirror as you are passing by, and think to yourself wtf is Keith Richards doing in my bathroom
If you are interested in helping rebuild the IPM SOP area, please DM me.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Could be worse . You could then have a stare off with each other to see who blinks first .
I realised one day I was moving into later middle age when I was crossing the road and a car was approaching so I thought I’d better step it up here and start to run . Yeah right run . It looked more like one of those stupid Olympic events where they speed walk and one foot has to be on the ground at all times .
Looks just plain silly to me , walking to victory . While there at it how bout a strolling event for us part timers .
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I've seen Australian people on. TV, their ears were still on their head... I think lol. Mine wouldn't be; the heat and steam would blow them clean off, and likely be eaten by a shark or a Dingo.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I’m thinking you’d be ok Billy . With your desires to go to the zoo and bring half the exotic wildlife home with you similar to Noah and that’s If you survive there’s a decent chance our wildlife will avoid you . Hey I could be wrong though
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
😂 😂 I’ve clearly stated before I talk bullshit . I don’t even understand me most of the time .Um...
I ponder random crap all the time like why did Kamakazi pilots still wear helmets ?
Someone get back to me on that one ….. except Billy coz I’ll get a 3 page cultural background with credibility to support .
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Crime stoppers South Oz just had an advertisement on TV asking for info on a dope plant crop found on our coast in a national park . The presenter “ Significant damage was done to native vegetation to make way for the drugs “ and yep that’s where I thought you clowns . We are as close as we’ve ever been to legislation and they’ve gotta keep promoting the negative stigma with referring to a plant as “drugs”
One step forward ….two steps back
Grow up Australia and get with the times !!!!
One step forward ….two steps back
Grow up Australia and get with the times !!!!
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I think it would avoid me to an extent too; Animals can tell your intentions at times, and I've had to to use that once or twice out in the woods when the kids were with us, to make sure they were safe. Comes in handy. The other side of that hand is me knowing I'm very unlikely to get attacked by a large Cat. I know we were close to a wild Cat here once, a few years ago. Wife and I had the Youngest with us, and we were out hiking by this area that overlooks a huge ridge line with a River at the bottom, and out of no where, we hear a growl. I knew from the sound that it was a Cat, and the fact that the sound came from up and not down (way up in a tree) there's nothing else it could have been.
I went straight to the source of the noise and tried to look up and see if I could see anything while the Wife grabbed the youngest and started heading towards the car, and once they got about half way back, I started heading towards them. I never did hear so much as a branch move. I'm guessing it saw me coming with zero fear, and decided NOT to get collared and leashed.
LOL, I don't think I'll need culture for this one bro don't worry:
They wear Helmets to protect them up until the point of impact so they aren't losing men before they are meant to. I think it's a numbers game; Imagine you're flying through the air and get some Gs, and then get a neck injury in flight, and now you can't aim your plane.
Or get with an area that already did this years ago
We have room for you I promise. Though it DOES seem amazing that a colony started for criminals no one wanted to deal with somehow has the balls to stand on a soap box... LOL
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I got another theory on the helmet. Now everyone about to end life in a controlled manner deserves a last meal right ?I think it would avoid me to an extent too; Animals can tell your intentions at times, and I've had to to use that once or twice out in the woods when the kids were with us, to make sure they were safe. Comes in handy. The other side of that hand is me knowing I'm very unlikely to get attacked by a large Cat. I know we were close to a wild Cat here once, a few years ago. Wife and I had the Youngest with us, and we were out hiking by this area that overlooks a huge ridge line with a River at the bottom, and out of no where, we hear a growl. I knew from the sound that it was a Cat, and the fact that the sound came from up and not down (way up in a tree) there's nothing else it could have been.
I went straight to the source of the noise and tried to look up and see if I could see anything while the Wife grabbed the youngest and started heading towards the car, and once they got about half way back, I started heading towards them. I never did hear so much as a branch move. I'm guessing it saw me coming with zero fear, and decided NOT to get collared and leashed.
LOL, I don't think I'll need culture for this one bro don't worry:
They wear Helmets to protect them up until the point of impact so they aren't losing men before they are meant to. I think it's a numbers game; Imagine you're flying through the air and get some Gs, and then get a neck injury in flight, and now you can't aim your plane.
Or get with an area that already did this years ago
Though it DOES seem amazing that a colony started for criminals no one wanted to deal with somehow has the balls to stand on a soap box... LOL
Well I’m pretty sure the Mitsubishi Zeros weren’t built with a dish rack installed so rip the pack of instant noodles out of the top pocket , bang the helmet upside down and presto 💥 instant noodle bowl .
I like my theory better . Mainly because food is involved .
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Now THAT is....using your Noodle...
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I’m a deep thinker Billy . A man of substance .Now THAT is....using your Noodle...
Or maybe substance abuse 🤔
Hey while I remember , the Maldives mate .
You like rays they’ve got rays in all different forms . I saw some footage of a school of rays going nuts around a diver . Was pretty impressive to watch .
That and Bora Bora are on the bucket list for underwater adventures .
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
They're actually kind of smart, and I'd go as far as saying "playful" even. I've seen the Whiptail Rays that you guys have, being hand fed Prawns before. They never tried to sting them either. Apparently one reason they are so difficult to catch, is their ability to cover themselves in sediment and hold down for a while, making it almost impossible to pull them off the bottom of a river. Very interesting critter to say the least.
meangreen (Organic)
In Bloom
do you guys do backups? or take daily snapshots?
Frosty78
Habitabat autem somnium
Damage to native vegetation that bushfire do every couple of years. It's called the idiot box for a reason. People are idiots the watch tell lie vision being programmed.
But it's OKif you have a few mill to pay the government licences to charge and arm and a leg "MEDICINALLY".
Poured concrete back in shitsville yesterday. 5am off to work I go like a smurf....and lift back with fella going past my way I poured with in peak hour rabble.
Drone bees is what they have the people on. 75 to retire now he says.....the Hu man race is fully enslaved with invisible chains
Back to work I go this morning as a smurf on the sardine carriage.
There is so much more to life than work till you are 75 (if you make it) and then drop dead a couple of years later
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
This is now on my mind..
Fuck me...
Fuck me...
