Who loves fishing ?

Amarok

bad mother chucker
Staff member
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I know he wrote a lot of beautiful songs, but my favorite is probably this cover about a horny young guy that can't get any.

Another fella told me he had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein
:ROFLMAO:

 

Hugh Jass

Canna-Mycologist
Wifey sends me a message last night saying she’s going fishing at 0400am down the local jetty ( can’t sleep )
I didn’t hear anymore after that .
This morning I sent a prod saying you mustn’t have caught anything , I got sent no pics ?
Reply below View attachment 162514 That’s a nice King George Whiting . Pretty big for the species and an excellent table fish .
Why did I ever doubt ?
I absolutely LOVE how's she's holding that fish with her little pink knife, saying,
"Didn't catch anything? Keep that shit up and you'll be the next one to taste my blade."
 

Hugh Jass

Canna-Mycologist
All up she gathered a nice little haul . Apparently she said she lost a few as well that spat the hook . Still an excellent effort for the local jetty View attachment 162515
Hey!! There's *inches* on that tape measure! Wait a minute.... :unsure::unsure::unsure:
At least you know, when the world all goes to shit, she'll be there to feed your ass! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Those KGWs look just a bit like our Spotted Sea Trout.
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Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Hey!! There's *inches* on that tape measure! Wait a minute.... :unsure::unsure::unsure:
At least you know, when the world all goes to shit, she'll be there to feed your ass! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Those KGWs look just a bit like our Spotted Sea Trout.
View attachment 162540
They do a little and yeah it’s the daughters tape measure and being a heavy industry diesel mechanic working on steel from all over the globe she’s probably catering for you mob lol . Cummins , Caterpillar power etc .
You do actually make the odd bit of good gear .
I do love the big Cats . Always have from my fishing boat days , right through to Tugs . They’ve never let us down .
Cummins yeah not quite so good .
 
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