Ya fuck all the tests. I’m glad I have a job that doesn’t test. Years ago I had a job that was super nazi on shit that would random test your ass at any time for no reason. I was the cage shift manager at an Indian casino handling a 20 million dollar bank through the windows w poker chips, cash money, all kinda shit. I wasn’t driving lifts or trucks n shit. So not putting ppl in danger IYKWIM. I understand why they test for ppl in these positions but weed? Come on. I’ve worked w lift drivers who were coked or cranked TF out that hurt more ppl than anyone. One fucker ran over a girl’s foot being a fuckin douche doing donuts n shit on the lift like wtf? The guys that were stoners drove more careful and were more thoughtful of others always being courteous, honking their horns, shit like that. Why test for weed? It helps so many ppl and mellows you out, provides relief, both mentally and physically. Brings appetite for ppl that need to eat to survive. The casino owners, some 18 years old who did absolutely nothing but just sit n watch the money roll in, got 6000 dollars every 2 weeks (and this is early 2000s money). Then they’d come up and wanna cash personal checks which bounced, like wtf you doing w your money?? Ya it all went up the nose and I knew this cuz ppl talk and I could tell they were tweaked TF out. So wtf you MF testing me when you’re railing up?? Anyways I kept a little vial of “Urine Luck” in my pocket just in case to dope the urine sample if it ever came up. Saved my ass a couple times. One time it broke in my pocket when a change runner bashed me with her cart on accident lol ? luckily I had black pants on ? another time I had this unit that had fake pee in a pouch and was heated by a couple nine volt square batteries. Cuz when they test they also check for temperature. That thing saved so many ppl’s jobs including mine. When they pee test you they watch you. Super covert unit I modified it a bit for extra covertness. I’d lend it out. Then someone that I lent it to never gave it back. Taught me some things.
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In all seriousness though fuck testing and I wanted to let y’all know that there are ways to beat it. Just HMU if you wanna know more.