Hi, I am NOF! I am unsure if this is going to work but I hope people play along the games could go quicker than a week if entries slow down and stay ---- for 24 hours. I have been going through my seed box and notice I have a handful I will not be getting too or would like to see popped sooner than later! This week's game is ..........
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ICEBREAKER!(┛◉Д◉)┛ 彡┻━┻
RULES; 1 FACT ABOUT YOURSELF, COULD BE FUNNY, WEIRD, OR OUTLANDISH! MOST IMPORTANTLY HAVE FUN, WINNER CHOSEN THIS SUNDAY SEP 2ND..
Im Nof, and I suck at this game, Oh yeah sometimes when I get really high, and forget what I was going to say buttt.....
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If you bomb your opposition out of existence, then yeah it should be pretty peaceful for a bit eh?
According to the Detroit news; not really lol.
One time I went to a farmer who does dentistry as a side hustle, he was trying to pull an upper molar and my upper jaw bone hinge fractured. An enormous chunk of bone with two teeth embedded is what came out, leaving a passage between my mouth and my sinuses. For about 5 years every time I swallowed a beverage, I had to tilt my head to the right or it would run right out my nose.
Congratulations on that ! I never did get to experience that, got close a few times. I loved to play but after lumbar fusion with a poor outcome I was afraid to rotate through. I'm a putt-putt guy now
Though technically you too have a hole in one..
Lol
I was on jimmy kimmel one time.
I was on the news. Not really gonna go into detail here, as it was a long time ago, but I really pissed off some cops as a younger man. Like, imagine my personality, but with 0 self control, and a pissy teen that things the world is trying to get them lol.
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A fact about me.... I once faked a police chase to fuck with my cousin's buddy. My cousin and I used to have "the bastard olympics" and sort of fuck with each other a lot. Nothing truly mean spirited, but like, still kinda ass hole like as a joke.
I used to be into "Social Engineering", or, as we called it, "the art of bullshitting" so prank calls, we're like practice. Some people do this to sound like they're from a credit card company or bank, and rip people off, but I did this instead;
My cousin had me prank his buddy's house one day, and I called the number, and the dude's Dad picked up. I was maybe 19.
In a very official sounding voice, I told the Dad that I was a manager at a local rental store, and that we had footage of his son stealing gay pornography, and that "I don't want to get the cops involved because of his young age" and maybe he could come in instead and work it out.
My cousin and his buddy are in high school; where they live, it's Rednecks, so gay porn is quite the easy topic.
His Dad flips out, and is like "what day did this happen??" And I guess I chose right because I made a day up, and he's like "son of a bitch! Fuck! Ok... who do I ask for?" And I'm like "just come up to the front desk sir".
He's like "NO, I need to know who to ask for when I get there!" So I'm like ok... I make up a name, and he's like "fuck okay, I'm on my way"...
He hangs up the phone and my cousin is stunned lol. I heard nothing for 2 weeks. Then, my cousin sees me, and he's like "dude!!!!!! My buddy was gone until today from school... he said he was getting home, and his Dad was just walking out the door, and saw him, and flips out! Starting swearing at him and made him get in, and they went to the video store, and FOUND THE GIRL YOU SAID TO TELL, and walked up to her, it's busy as shit in there, and says he's here".
Apparently, from what my cousins buddy said, the girl said "you're here?" And his Dad says "your manager just called me and said you caught him stealing gay fucking porn!" And apparently the store went silent, so everyone heard her ask him who he talked to on the phone, and he gave the name I said, and she says "Sir there's no one that works here with that name..." and the whole store starts cracking up laughing.
Apparently the ride home was interesting.
Somehow I feel like he'd have chosen giving me credit card numbers, over that, had I been honest when I called.
