Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
I hope to have her worn down with a barrage of constant whining and wheedling by late summer.
But, as you know, in marriage, all things are fluid and open to negotiation and renegotiation.
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But, as you know, in marriage, all things are fluid and open to negotiation and renegotiation.
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Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I hope to have her worn down with a barrage of constant whining and wheedling by late summer.
But, as you know, in marriage, all things are fluid and open to negotiation and renegotiation.
LOL well, once you DO have that popped I'm waiting on a stem rub report haha
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
I'm sending you these to hold you over until I do pop 'emLOL well, once you DO have that popped I'm waiting on a stem rub report haha
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
LOL a scratch and sniff sticker, can you imagine a funny obscene version of this ?
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
. I don’t remember agreeing to thatI hope to have her worn down with a barrage of constant whining and wheedling by late summer.
But, as you know, in marriage, all things are fluid and open to negotiation and renegotiation.
. Oh that was months ago , we need to renegotiate
. What’s in it for me ?
. Haven’t we spoken about this before ?
. Have you finished everything else I’ve asked you to do in the last 40 years first ?
. We will talk about it later
I think I covered maybe 10% of what is possible . You’ll probably need a lawyer and a shrink for post negotiation syndrome .
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
All solid gambits, no doubt about it. ✊
But I've been laying the groundwork on this one for months; playing the long game.
A plan so evil, so heinous that songs and plays and epic poems have been written about it.
Actually, just got her taking gummies for sleep now, so she gonna run out one day...
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Yes you can eat a whole pack of gummies dear . You’ll be fine .
I’ll take all messages and calls for you …………
Unless it’s your mother
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Well most people fear it , loath it , avoid it
Not me. I’m gonna grab this girl by the tits and take her down town ??.
Don’t try and work out what I’m talking about @Hugh Jass its complex and runs back generations .
So in English , it’s trim time at the zoo . Time to get all tacky . I like tacky ?
She’s got some legs
Not me. I’m gonna grab this girl by the tits and take her down town ??.
Don’t try and work out what I’m talking about @Hugh Jass its complex and runs back generations .
So in English , it’s trim time at the zoo . Time to get all tacky . I like tacky ?
She’s got some legs
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
You guys are in rare form this am. I have nearly spit coffee several times, do carry on lol.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Ah one day your gonna be reflecting on life thinking jeez I stuffed that up
Jeez I could’ve done things way better
If only I listened to those that pretend to care
If only I’d turned when they indicated for me , trusting there’s no cliff ahead
If only I’d ……………..
about the moment you stopped and blazed another one .
Mate I don’t even invoice for my tips on premium bullshit banter ?
I need a new gig
Thinkin about a career change
I’ve always wanted to try pimping . Leopard skin seat covers , fluffy dice , gold plated sunglasses .
You reckon I’ll look like a dick driving around in a town of 17000 ?
What’s the worst that could happen ?
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Drop the Sunglasses and you'd be me... fuck lol
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
You're right. Man, what an epiphany. Like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. Blammo!! Clarity.
I really need to make some serious changes in my life... try to be more like Ramjet suggests.
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Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Mate you can work that image so much better and true to our culture .You're right. Man, what an epiphany. Like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. Blammo!! Clarity.
I really need to make some serious changes in my life... try to be more like Ramjet suggests.
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Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Typical Aussie... Upside Down and BassAckwards!
The bear picture isn't being used to denigrate your culture.
THIS is the picture I use when I want to do that.
The part of the stoned koala is being played by ME, not YOU, ironically enough.
Jesus, I hope your boat controls have little pictures, like McDonalds cash registers do; otherwise, I dunno.
I gotta go take a dump.... where's my pile of leaves????
The bear picture isn't being used to denigrate your culture.
THIS is the picture I use when I want to do that.
The part of the stoned koala is being played by ME, not YOU, ironically enough.
Jesus, I hope your boat controls have little pictures, like McDonalds cash registers do; otherwise, I dunno.
I gotta go take a dump.... where's my pile of leaves????
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I got some Dead Whabbits
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Hey, @Ramjet159 ... Is this the same wanker - Alex from McLeod's Daughters? I thought he looked familiar..........
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