Kanzeon's Garden

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Alright, so...

I wanted to give you all an update since I've been mia for a bit.

Some of you may remember that I took a job last year at a two Michelin starred restaurant. A few of you know that in April, I got hurt on the job there and I need surgery. Their insurance company is trying to claim that I didn't get hurt there, despite it being on video. Before I could walk for 10 hours no problem. Now 30-45 minutes seems to be the max.

So long story short, I haven't had a paycheck since April. All of my experience is on farms or restaurants, so finding a job where I won't have to be on my feet constantly is a challenge. I'm very much scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment financially and I'll probably get evicted pretty soon. I haven't had internet my place for a month plus just because I can't afford to pay the bill.

So if I end up disappearing for longer, it's not because I don't love the humans here. It's because I'm probably living under a bridge and making people answer questions to pass. :LOL:

I appreciate all of you.
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Alright, so...

I wanted to give you all an update since I've been mia for a bit.

Some of you may remember that I took a job last year at a two Michelin starred restaurant. A few of you know that in April, I got hurt on the job there and I need surgery. Their insurance company is trying to claim that I didn't get hurt there, despite it being on video. Before I could walk for 10 hours no problem. Now 30-45 minutes seems to be the max.

So long story short, I haven't had a paycheck since April. All of my experience is on farms or restaurants, so finding a job where I won't have to be on my feet constantly is a challenge. I'm very much scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment financially and I'll probably get evicted pretty soon. I haven't had internet my place for a month plus just because I can't afford to pay the bill.

So if I end up disappearing for longer, it's not because I don't love the humans here. It's because I'm probably living under a bridge and making people answer questions to pass. :LOL:

I appreciate all of you.

Wait that's on video?? Bro.... and I made you hike in the woods.... fuck lol.
 

Amarok

bad mother chucker
Staff member
Moderator
I'm so sorry, brother.
If anybody deserves a break it has to be you. You've had the reverse Midas touch for too long.








I'm sitting here trying to think of something to say that doesn't sound trite and I'm coming up empty.
I guess all I got is that if positive thoughts and hope and wishes have any effect in this universe, you have mine.

Hold on, man. It has to get better.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Guess who's getting evicted????

This fuckin' guy!

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Keep your ACL's intact, y'all. Especially if tearing one makes you have to miss work for 4 months and you can't pay rent. Apparently I ran over a busload of nuns that were in the process of rescuing puppies and kittens in a past life or something.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
You can all laugh with me at the influx of calls my landlord is going to get today about penis enlargement and breast implant consultations, and inquiries about Scientology and Mormonism. That asshole cut off my power yesterday, so since the stress is keeping me awake I might as well be PRODUCTIVE. :ROFLMAO:

Honestly that's pretty much it. I'm not quite at gofundme levels of desperation, I just appreciate the community here. I've got backup plans playing out.
 

Hitch

Perpetual Amateur
You can all laugh with me at the influx of calls my landlord is going to get today about penis enlargement and breast implant consultations, and inquiries about Scientology and Mormonism. That asshole cut off my power yesterday, so since the stress is keeping me awake I might as well be PRODUCTIVE. :ROFLMAO:
This is funny. I felt the need to do something similar recently, except it was text alerts. I mean I signed this dude up for every text alert possible, from clothing stores to the local news. Hundreds. He had to have been tired of typing 'stop' into his phone.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
This is funny. I felt the need to do something similar recently, except it was text alerts. I mean I signed this dude up for every text alert possible, from clothing stores to the local news. Hundreds. He had to have been tired of typing 'stop' into his phone.


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I mean, I tried to be cool with him. I told him that as soon as workman's comp came through for my knee, he'd have the money. He chose violence, so I'm reciprocating and now that money can go to something else once it exists. Meanwhile I'll be chuckling at the thought of him answering his 20th penis enlargement-related phone call today while trying to delete spam emails from every political party that exists.
 
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Kanzeon

In Bloom
Hell yeah. I hope the plans work out, and the whole deal ends up putting you in a better spot. Sometime shit just works out.
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That's exactly it. I'll figure something out, I'm just not sure what that looks like yet. I am so looking forward to filling this journal with pictures of mediocre flowers again instead of the bullshit that I'm slogging through. :LOL:
 

OldG

Elite Hobbyist
Truly brutal man. My son is a chef and i think it is one of the most BIZARRE industries in that...why do the standard labour laws not apply?

I worked in HR for 20 years.... nothing makes me crazier than when people try to fuck with workers rights... And i was a manager.

Hope shit shapes up man. Being a chef is the craziest occupation....the hours suck and most I know are stuck on oxys from the work conditions after 20 to 25 years of working...frying their man sauce off in a 120 degree kitchen for 10 to 16 hours.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
New spot. New jobs. New grow starting next week. Not quite totally back on my feet, but close. This will be a big month in a lot of ways. Huge shout out to all of you that have been there for me in one way or another.

Like before, I'm going to jump right into G13 and Haze crosses under 12/12 to start. That'll include my G13 Hazeplant (G13 Haze x G13 Hashplant), @Schwaggy P 's ['80s Black Afghani x (NL1 x G13 Hashplant)], Mr. Nice's G13 Skunk and G13 Widow, and The Nature Farm's NorCal Purple Haze. The first round will be 12/12 the whole way though to minimize the time to the first harvest.

I can fit 16 1 gallon pots in the 24x24 tent that I've got right now, so I'll drop around 30 beans and by the time those start to show sex (first week in December or so) I'll have another tent set up for vegging the next round and a tiny one with a less intense light and no fan set up for dudes. It's looking like a maximum of about 50 plants, 16 of those flowering, 5 dudes or so, and 30 in the veg tent. As before, only males with trichomes get to bukkake the ladies.

If that ends up going well and working with my schedule, the max that I could possibly fit where I am is four 24x24x48 tents, stacked two by two. That would end up being around 32 flowering plants, 50ish vegging ones under 18/6, and 45-50 starting out under 12/12. But honestly I don't see myself needing to grow that much with Michigan's cheap concentrates and bud an hour's drive away.
 
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