Things to ponder while stoned...

[Ramjet159]

This popped up in my news feed . Normally I ignore those of the privileged heritage but today this commoner was amused .
This is what you call commitment . The bloke falls over from heat exhaustion but look at that instrument still in ready to go form . Still hand on slide and pistol gripped as his comrades rush to his aid . What a legend of the fall ( see what I did there ) I’ll expect at least one facepalm thanks

 

[Psychobilly]

This popped up in my news feed . Normally I ignore those of the privileged heritage but today this commoner was amused .
This is what you call commitment . The bloke falls over from heat exhaustion but look at that instrument still in ready to go form . Still hand on slide and pistol gripped as his comrades rush to his aid . What a legend of the fall ( see what I did there ) I’ll expect at least one facepalm thanks View attachment 170843

Well no shit look at the clothes he's wearing.... pants, jacket... giant hat thing.... I'd pass out in that outfit at 78 degrees.

 

[Ramjet159]

Well no shit look at the clothes he's wearing.... pants, jacket... giant hat thing.... I'd pass out in that outfit at 78 degrees.

And the redcoats against the Zulus in the Battle of Isandlwana endured similar disadvantage even before the masses converged on them . Interesting as well the Brits on landing at Gallipoli thought after what they considered making solid ground against the sparse defences a cup of tea break and rest was in order . Meanwhile the Turks had time to scramble and bring reinforcements . The rest is forever etched into our history solidifying the ANZAC legend we hold dear today .
Alright that’s my quick history lessen done .

 

[Psychobilly]

Heat kills, I know

 

[Ramjet159]

@Frimpong and so the reminders from my precious little princess ( the daughter )
goes on reminding me of my impeccable fashion sense . I’m kind of pissed off a bit as now our under the radar sneakers will increase in price as demand increases . Piss off back to your Nikes or whatever the youth of today are into .

 

[sandman83]

dang it, the kids are on to our comfortable shoe stash?

 

[Ramjet159]

Yep . Apparently they’re now “ In “
We need to counter attack and quick .
Shit …I’m so out of touch with our youth it’s a real process of identifying what’s dear to them besides vanity .
Maybe endless selfie pics and posts all about myself is a start ?

 

[sandman83]

ok dads we all gotta pull together and take selfies in our shoes, that should make it cringe enough for anyone under 20 to avoid.

 

[Ramjet159]

Yeah naked . Just in our shoes . That’ll bump it up way past 20 .
That might be illegal though and the 20 might end up 20 years hard time .
Will research .

 

[Hugh Jass]

Are we wearing flip flops, er thongs, or New balance???
I'm so confused.... One of each ?? That'll throw 'em off the scent...

 

[Psychobilly]

Only shoes I wear these days are Hiking shoes. I do have boots as well for Spring and Winter (Neoprene and Rubber because I go deep sometimes....If that sounds dirty that's on you) the Winter ones are designed to handle down to -40 Celsius. It doesn't actually get that cold here but you know LOL.

I used to have my Docs which I miss dearly. Air Wear are wonderful boots.

 

[Ramjet159]

Have a look at the name of this ship I’m staring at tonight .
It’s like they couldn’t decide wether to give it a bloke or a chicks name so they fused it into this ? Someone’s gonna tell me they have an Aunty with this name ……..
Uncle ?

 

[Hugh Jass]

Howzabout my Auntie lives in Fernandina?

 

[Ramjet159]

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Howzabout my Auntie lives in Fernandina?
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Had to be one somewhere on this planet . Good find and a nice name for a beach .
Still not as nice as some of our outback desert names . Yep , still trying to get my tongue around the last one .

 

[Psychobilly]

Yep , still trying to get my tongue around the last one .

Ohhhh you dirty shit!

Being an Aussie.... the band AC/DC, is it Aussie Cheese / Dingo Cheese?

 

[Ramjet159]

Ohhhh you dirty shit!

Being an Aussie.... the band AC/DC, is it Aussie Cheese / Dingo Cheese?

It’s gotta be Aussie cheese mate . We call instant coffee dingo coffee as it’s rough and ready . Much like our little opportunistic baby stealing mutt .
Personally I like dingoes . They cop a lot of bad publicity which as usual is more ignorance than anything else .
The Blue Heeler and Red Heeler cattle dog breeds are bred from Dingo heritage as well and they’re one of the most durable fearless dogs you’ll ever get .
Yeah sure there’s bigger more powerful dogs around but the Heelers are the total package . @Frimpong knows the deal . The dogs usually always one step ahead of what your thinking .

 

[Hugh Jass]

Some of our best names aren't from the first folk -
I used to 5 minutes from Bat Cave - there is some great trout fishing there

 

[Ramjet159]

Some of our best names aren't from the first folk -
I used to 5 minutes from Bat Cave - there is some great trout fishing there
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Hmmmm 🤔 Two egg or not two egg . That’s the question . We still gotta sort out which came first . I personally think it was the chicken ! Otherwise wadafuck laid the egg in the first place ? Best smart ass reply wins “ The internet” …..no wait , I already own that . Ok a free trip to Kangaroo Island . Yes it exists . You got Google earth .

 

[Hugh Jass]

Just going to acknowledge the elephant in the room here...
There is only one champion country for this little competition,
and both of our countries ain't it. Ain't even close.
Wales, for the win!

 

[Amarok]

Tuktoyaktuk has always been my favorite Canadian place name to say.
Go ahead, sound it out, it's fun.