What's On Your Mind?

[Ramjet159]

Uh Oh
Critical moment coming up .
The wife’s about to change the flat tyre on her electric pushbike .
Scenario one : I’ll offer to do it and she’ll accept the offer .
Scenario two : She will tell me she doesn’t need my advice and to piss off and stop even watching because it’ll make her nervous
Scenario three : She will attempt the job . Create a bigger problem and then humbly ask my help . I’ll look disinterested at first to string her out a bit then ask sexual favours at my discretion in return for my wisdom .
There’s a couple other scenarios but those are the front runners .
Now back to my beloved Forrest in a tent

 

[Psychobilly]

Got your wheels turning huh ?

 

[SecretSquirrel]

Oh I don’t play games with my wife she knows

 

[Psychobilly]

Oh I don’t play games with my wife she knows

And you can take that Cookies, hahaha

 

[meangreen (Organic)]

Uh Oh
Critical moment coming up .
The wife’s about to change the flat tyre on her electric pushbike .
Scenario one : I’ll offer to do it and she’ll accept the offer .
Scenario two : She will tell me she doesn’t need my advice and to piss off and stop even watching because it’ll make her nervous
Scenario three : She will attempt the job . Create a bigger problem and then humbly ask my help . I’ll look disinterested at first to string her out a bit then ask sexual favours at my discretion in return for my wisdom .
There’s a couple other scenarios but those are the front runners .
Now back to my beloved Forrest in a tent

My sister wanted me to show her how to change her oil when she was young. I got there late as I partied all night. I see oil all over the garage floor and figured she didnt put the plug back in - but not that - she did everything fine except she tried to pour the oil down the dipstick tube

 

[Amarok]

she did everything fine except she tried to pour the oil down the dipstick tube

How long did it take her to stop swearing when you told her?

 

[webeblzr]

I came to realize, I've not read any posts from UncleB for while.
I just want to say, I hope all is well, with them.

 

[meangreen (Organic)]

How long did it take her to stop swearing when you told her?

Well I felt bad as I wasnt on time and she was only 16 and technically it made sense to try and pour it down the dipstick tube.

 

[Amarok]

Well I felt bad as I wasnt on time and she was only 16 and technically it made sense to try and pour it down the dipstick tube.

Oh I get it. And I admire her initiative. It makes sense to fill there if you don't know otherwise. That's why, after figuring out almost all of it, I imagined that little lack of knowledge and all the annoyance and mess it caused, would have had her steaming.

 

[meangreen (Organic)]

Oh I get it. And I admire her initiative. It makes sense to fill there if you don't know otherwise. That's why, after figuring out almost all of it, I imagined that little lack of knowledge and all the annoyance and mess it caused, would have had her steaming.

well she wasnt happy with me being late so I promised her I would run the bay to breakers race in SF - Well I partied the night before that also and she called me at 6am to make sure I was coming and I said yep. Ran the 10k seriously hung over

 

[Ramjet159]

Man I’ve had one of the worst weeks of my life career wise .
My company is attacking me with accusations totally in contrast to my 20 years in that industry .
It funny how when you voice your opinion not suiting their vision and you have concerns for the employees your suddenly consigned to the outbox . It hurts but I’ll never live suppressed , even if it costs me .
I’m up against it . I can feel a long battle coming up . It’s times like this you find out who’s legitimate in what they stand for as a person .

 

[Jewels]

 

[Ramjet159]

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Mate I could deal with that easily . Abandon ship and then blame the first mate .
These guys are blowing holes in my career or attempting to do as such .
I have nothing to hide so I’ve held my ground and I will let things run their course and have my time in front of the fat man with the stupid wig and wooden hammer .
Picture waking up and reading your Emails to find Good Morning Ramjet . Here’s a series of allegations against you that we aren’t at liberty to clarify details on but hey you have 18 hours to give us a written response . A fucking fortune cookie has more details .

 

[Ramjet159]

My sister wanted me to show her how to change her oil when she was young. I got there late as I partied all night. I see oil all over the garage floor and figured she didnt put the plug back in - but not that - she did everything fine except she tried to pour the oil down the dipstick tube

Well I think we all know areas of expertise that a preferable to both genders . I’m just not interested is knitting and generally they just aren’t interested in what’s under the hood .
There are exceptions as per my eldest daughter being a Heavy industry diesel mechanic.
It’s hilarious to watch when I bloke walks up and starts talking to her like we all do when we simplify what’s going on with their vehicle so they have at least minimum comprehension “ you know that thing that goes round and round with a belt around it “ etc .
Then she fires up “ when I disagree with your findings , for starters blah blah .
She sent me a video from her mine site last year showing the head engineer proclaiming he was clueless as to why the front end loader would not start up due to the protective shutdown systems at play showing a series of alerts . He was convinced there was a major issue only wasn’t sure what .
She had a hunch it was an issue with the alarm system and not mechanical so facing heavy scrutiny if she overrode the system and it blew the rig up she did exactly that backing her knowledge in .
The things fired up and ran for a minute or two and all the alarms reset themself .
I’m sure she had a moment of anxiety but hey , she was confident she knew what was going on .
A proud dad moment .

 

[Amarok]

Man I’ve had one of the worst weeks of my life career wise .

Here's hoping for a positive resolution, though it sounds like the bastards have made up their mind to take you out.

I feel for you, dealing with such bullshit and gaslighting. I got to the point where I chose poverty over continuing to beat my head against the wall.

 

[BH]

“Food and medicine are not two different things: they are the front and back of one body. Chemically grown vegetables may be eaten for food, but they cannot be used as medicine.”
― Masanobu Fukuoka

 

[JL2G]

It's been one of those days. Lol

 

[Psychobilly]

It's been one of those days. Lol
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I feel you bro; I'm sore and tired, and smoked some kick in the head, had some Beer, and then damn near pulled a muscle in my stomach. The oldest came in, saying her leg hurt, and was moving it up and down, and I was staring off while she did that, and she's like "why are you staring as I do that?" And I'm like "because you're like one of those birds, the uh... Pepto Turkeys in Florida"... she looks at me, and she's like "so you mean Flamingos???" And I'm like yeah... and she damn near fell over laughing. She's come back already just to say "Floridian Pepto Turkey" so I'll just take the win lol.

Lol, fucking Pepto Turkeys... the fuck right? Haha.

How do you explain being stoned to a kid? I literally zoned out and couldn't remember the name of a bird, and improvised.

 

[JL2G]

I feel you bro; I'm sore and tired, and smoked some kick in the head, had some Beer, and then damn near pulled a muscle in my stomach. The oldest came in, saying her leg hurt, and was moving it up and down, and I was staring off while she did that, and she's like "why are you staring as I do that?" And I'm like "because you're like one of those birds, the uh... Pepto Turkeys in Florida"... she looks at me, and she's like "so you mean Flamingos???" And I'm like yeah... and she damn near fell over laughing. She's come back already just to say "Floridian Pepto Turkey" so I'll just take the win lol.

Lol, fucking Pepto Turkeys... the fuck right? Haha.

How do you explain being stoned to a kid? I literally zoned out and couldn't remember the name of a bird, and improvised.

That's friggin funny shit mang 😁

 

[Psychobilly]

That's friggin funny shit mang 😁

It was one of those moments