Foul Stench
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Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
double bag them hands sir, you've got the cheese fever
Lol, I mean, that smell just draws me in. I usually use rubber gloves to bust some up just so I don't need nail polish remover to get the finger hash off me haha.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
This could probably just get added to the "things to ponder while stoned thread", because I went through a decent amount of Gelato #33 today, but, having now seen that the pollen outside took on at least two plants so far, I wanted to get my thoughts out as a sort of "thinking out loud" reminder for myself.
I'm new to this breeding, and still unsure of how it'll work out, but I have goals for myself. I don't really think I'll retire from people wanting seeds of something I'm interested in breeding, but in terms of what I'd love to breed together....
Picture it; Rotted Skunk Peckers are laying on the road, and someone with a jar of Pickles, and a Jar of Garlic, is driving on that road, and they swerve to miss a Skunk, and fail, causing both jars to land on the Skunk genitals, but they hit the Skunk anyway, and it crawls to the jars and peckers, and sprays, and dies on top. Cats near by see this, and spray all over that. They run off, because a wheel of Limburger Cheese, and one of Blue Cheese, fell off a Truck, and are heading in that direction too. A Semi Truck full of Fuel, making delivery stops to Gas Stations, sees this, and tries to swerve to avoid it, but jack knifes in front of it, spilling gas all over it. He spills Yogurt and Cheesecake from his lunch on the whole thing, just as the Cheese Wheels land in a Wood Chipper, blasting it right into the same pile. It's August, and it's 90 degrees outside, and the Humidity is 95 percent. It's a remote area, so no one knows for days. It sits in the Sun asks Humidity for days, before a sweaty person with no deodorant is wiping their arm pits, and their feet, runs by, covered in sweat, and drops the towels that wiped off with on top of that, and runs for help.
When the clean up crew arrives, they blast it with chemicals to kill bacteria. The breeze blowing from that, is what the jar smells like cured..... but you accidentally spilled Black Pepper, and Ghost Peppers over the jar..... lol, movie or strain, I've got ideas I'm aiming for.
Have a good night everyone
I'm new to this breeding, and still unsure of how it'll work out, but I have goals for myself. I don't really think I'll retire from people wanting seeds of something I'm interested in breeding, but in terms of what I'd love to breed together....
Picture it; Rotted Skunk Peckers are laying on the road, and someone with a jar of Pickles, and a Jar of Garlic, is driving on that road, and they swerve to miss a Skunk, and fail, causing both jars to land on the Skunk genitals, but they hit the Skunk anyway, and it crawls to the jars and peckers, and sprays, and dies on top. Cats near by see this, and spray all over that. They run off, because a wheel of Limburger Cheese, and one of Blue Cheese, fell off a Truck, and are heading in that direction too. A Semi Truck full of Fuel, making delivery stops to Gas Stations, sees this, and tries to swerve to avoid it, but jack knifes in front of it, spilling gas all over it. He spills Yogurt and Cheesecake from his lunch on the whole thing, just as the Cheese Wheels land in a Wood Chipper, blasting it right into the same pile. It's August, and it's 90 degrees outside, and the Humidity is 95 percent. It's a remote area, so no one knows for days. It sits in the Sun asks Humidity for days, before a sweaty person with no deodorant is wiping their arm pits, and their feet, runs by, covered in sweat, and drops the towels that wiped off with on top of that, and runs for help.
When the clean up crew arrives, they blast it with chemicals to kill bacteria. The breeze blowing from that, is what the jar smells like cured..... but you accidentally spilled Black Pepper, and Ghost Peppers over the jar..... lol, movie or strain, I've got ideas I'm aiming for.
Have a good night everyone
whiteravenseeds
In Bloom
This could probably just get added to the "things to ponder while stoned thread", because I went through a decent amount of Gelato #33 today, but, having now seen that the pollen outside took on at least two plants so far, I wanted to get my thoughts out as a sort of "thinking out loud" reminder for myself.
I'm new to this breeding, and still unsure of how it'll work out, but I have goals for myself. I don't really think I'll retire from people wanting seeds of something I'm interested in breeding, but in terms of what I'd love to breed together....
Picture it; Rotted Skunk Peckers are laying on the road, and someone with a jar of Pickles, and a Jar of Garlic, is driving on that road, and they swerve to miss a Skunk, and fail, causing both jars to land on the Skunk genitals, but they hit the Skunk anyway, and it crawls to the jars and peckers, and sprays, and dies on top. Cats near by see this, and spray all over that. They run off, because a wheel of Limburger Cheese, and one of Blue Cheese, fell off a Truck, and are heading in that direction too. A Semi Truck full of Fuel, making delivery stops to Gas Stations, sees this, and tries to swerve to avoid it, but jack knifes in front of it, spilling gas all over it. He spills Yogurt and Cheesecake from his lunch on the whole thing, just as the Cheese Wheels land in a Wood Chipper, blasting it right into the same pile. It's August, and it's 90 degrees outside, and the Humidity is 95 percent. It's a remote area, so no one knows for days. It sits in the Sun asks Humidity for days, before a sweaty person with no deodorant is wiping their arm pits, and their feet, runs by, covered in sweat, and drops the towels that wiped off with on top of that, and runs for help.
When the clean up crew arrives, they blast it with chemicals to kill bacteria. The breeze blowing from that, is what the jar smells like cured..... but you accidentally spilled Black Pepper, and Ghost Peppers over the jar..... lol, movie or strain, I've got ideas I'm aiming for.
Have a good night everyone
chemDMT x cheeeeeeeeze
HBZ
❄️🔥💎 FORAGER of FIRE 💎🔥❄️
Well if I'm still around growing when your done with those consider yourself having a test grower right here😉This could probably just get added to the "things to ponder while stoned thread", because I went through a decent amount of Gelato #33 today, but, having now seen that the pollen outside took on at least two plants so far, I wanted to get my thoughts out as a sort of "thinking out loud" reminder for myself.
I'm new to this breeding, and still unsure of how it'll work out, but I have goals for myself. I don't really think I'll retire from people wanting seeds of something I'm interested in breeding, but in terms of what I'd love to breed together....
Picture it; Rotted Skunk Peckers are laying on the road, and someone with a jar of Pickles, and a Jar of Garlic, is driving on that road, and they swerve to miss a Skunk, and fail, causing both jars to land on the Skunk genitals, but they hit the Skunk anyway, and it crawls to the jars and peckers, and sprays, and dies on top. Cats near by see this, and spray all over that. They run off, because a wheel of Limburger Cheese, and one of Blue Cheese, fell off a Truck, and are heading in that direction too. A Semi Truck full of Fuel, making delivery stops to Gas Stations, sees this, and tries to swerve to avoid it, but jack knifes in front of it, spilling gas all over it. He spills Yogurt and Cheesecake from his lunch on the whole thing, just as the Cheese Wheels land in a Wood Chipper, blasting it right into the same pile. It's August, and it's 90 degrees outside, and the Humidity is 95 percent. It's a remote area, so no one knows for days. It sits in the Sun asks Humidity for days, before a sweaty person with no deodorant is wiping their arm pits, and their feet, runs by, covered in sweat, and drops the towels that wiped off with on top of that, and runs for help.
When the clean up crew arrives, they blast it with chemicals to kill bacteria. The breeze blowing from that, is what the jar smells like cured..... but you accidentally spilled Black Pepper, and Ghost Peppers over the jar..... lol, movie or strain, I've got ideas I'm aiming for.
Have a good night everyone
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
That has been on my mind since I got those seeds
I fully intend to try and dust some Cheese on those ones. I'm looing forward to it really.LOL I thought you might like that description hahaha
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Well, I started this as an idea and goals thread, and now, I've gotten to the point of a few new crosses in my seed bank. I have a list in my Grow Journal, but now I find myself thinking about names for the first time that aren't just funny LOL.
The Cheetos X Dead Whabbits only has like 5 seeds, so those will have to go to F2 to increase numbers available, and I've got pretty high hopes on that one. Both parents are awesome. I thought about Night of the Living Cheese for that one.
The only other one I've thought about so far, is the Cheetos X Chemdog 4, like Gas Station Cheese, or some kind of Gas Station Nacho Cheese. The Mom smells awesome, like a Gas Station, so, it seems to fit OK LOL.
The Cheetos X Dead Whabbits only has like 5 seeds, so those will have to go to F2 to increase numbers available, and I've got pretty high hopes on that one. Both parents are awesome. I thought about Night of the Living Cheese for that one.
The only other one I've thought about so far, is the Cheetos X Chemdog 4, like Gas Station Cheese, or some kind of Gas Station Nacho Cheese. The Mom smells awesome, like a Gas Station, so, it seems to fit OK LOL.
RookieBuds
In Bloom
Too much Cheese talk in here. I have reported this thread to the appropriate authorities 💀💀💀😉🤣
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
RookieBuds
In Bloom
For me personally, the most rank profiles in cannabis that I like are the GMO-funk and the "meaty" funk that comes from many Breath crosses.
GMO I feel like was an "inevitability" in cannabis, even the stuff my Dad grew on the side yard as a kid (was likely bag seed in the 80s and 90s) would sometimes have a garlicky bite to it. Later, I would smell society garlic & be hit with nostalgic feelings of the wafts I'd get from the side yard.
"Meaty" Breaths are just weird but they're still "pleasant" overall. That's my personal beef with Cheese strains; the overall profile is just off-putting to me, and it ruins the enjoyment factor.
Oh, how can I forget about "baby poo" terps 🙄🤦🏻♂️🤣 lmao I swear if I hear another MFer brag about how his/her weed smells like baby shit, I'm quitting cannabis forever 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO! I always scoffed at this description until I myself stumbled upon a dispo purchase that, in fact, had the oddest fecal smell that may or may not have come from a baby 🤷🏻♂️ I ain't got kids so I wouldn't know for sure 🤣. That shit was F O U L, but it sure packed a wallop
GMO I feel like was an "inevitability" in cannabis, even the stuff my Dad grew on the side yard as a kid (was likely bag seed in the 80s and 90s) would sometimes have a garlicky bite to it. Later, I would smell society garlic & be hit with nostalgic feelings of the wafts I'd get from the side yard.
"Meaty" Breaths are just weird but they're still "pleasant" overall. That's my personal beef with Cheese strains; the overall profile is just off-putting to me, and it ruins the enjoyment factor.
Oh, how can I forget about "baby poo" terps 🙄🤦🏻♂️🤣 lmao I swear if I hear another MFer brag about how his/her weed smells like baby shit, I'm quitting cannabis forever 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO! I always scoffed at this description until I myself stumbled upon a dispo purchase that, in fact, had the oddest fecal smell that may or may not have come from a baby 🤷🏻♂️ I ain't got kids so I wouldn't know for sure 🤣. That shit was F O U L, but it sure packed a wallop
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I love GMO personally, and one I had this past season, the Garlic and Cooked Onion smell is the main note, but there's totally some "no so fresh beef" smell in there too, which is nice LOL. Peppery too, which I also like a lot
You know I finally have Donnie Burger hanging up, and I'm looking forward to giving that a go myself. I haven't had the others, but in terms of "smells like savory food" I've got high hopes for that
LOL that's OK bro, I mean, not everyone likes the same thing, and that's OK. The Wife is into fruity weed, but she does also know that some of that funk, actually helps out medically compared to those. Now me ? There's very few fruity strains I actually enjoy. I do like things with a Blueberry thing in the smell, and also Oranges are a good one, but.... Sometimes I'm just sad about how a strain turns out.
This season the in law gave me two MOAB clones, and no one wanted them. Smelled like Fruity Pebbles.... I was going to just toss them in the woods and let them die, but the Wife wanted them so, I watered them. Two less Cheese plants over that stuff LOL. In a kidding way, I referred to some of the plants in the garden this year as "The not Cheese the Wife is making me grow" LOL.
LOL there's a Chem D that apparently has that scent to it. Personally, that's the only way I'd enjoy that particular smell. I've had weed that totally had that "I'm at the Dentist with a Cavity, and as he's drilling into it, I smell poop" smell. But it went away after curing.
Literally huh ?
Yeah, that's one thing about the dankness; The smell may be off putting to some, but "Fruit Stripe Gum OG" simply doesn't seem to pack the same "punch" as something that punches your face off when you sniff it LOL
I have a new one that makes my nose run when I smell it. It's impressive to say the least haha. Alpha Skunk Cheese. First time I've ever gotten a runny nose smelling a bag hahaha. Smells a bit like Cat piss and .... I'll check again after it cures for more than a week or so LOL.
Spicy as a plate of Thai Food too; The sinuses literally burn when you smoke it. Glad I sprinkled some Cheetos dust on a clone of that one!
You know there's an Afghani that apparently smells like raw sewage ? Depending on Pheno of course.
Captain Sternn
In Bloom
I remember someone on the board I used to be at saying that there was a pheno or two in AK-47 that smells of dog shit of baby shit.
I like the Cheese whiff, and for skunk well if it smells like I cut the ass out of one and pulled it over my head and wearing it like a necklace, that ought to be about right. I used to love it when ppl would say Gad Damn you smell like a skunk got you how can you stand that and I would just say when you're this kind of ripped, what you smell like to other ppl don't mean shit lol.
I like the Cheese whiff, and for skunk well if it smells like I cut the ass out of one and pulled it over my head and wearing it like a necklace, that ought to be about right. I used to love it when ppl would say Gad Damn you smell like a skunk got you how can you stand that and I would just say when you're this kind of ripped, what you smell like to other ppl don't mean shit lol.
HBZ
❄️🔥💎 FORAGER of FIRE 💎🔥❄️
Ever since I brought the Corey Cut Stardawg into play apparently all my clothes and everything smells like weed..Ppl really started calling me out at work..Once called out quite a few said man it's bad but I just never said anything..Haha damn I never really knew..I had to throw a filter on my chuck tent..I walked past the window a few days back where the chuck tent is and got the blast..It stays separate from the grow area..upon investigation it was that Stardawg just reaking...I've only bud her out in the chuck so far but gained some info...She REAKS! Should be crazy hit with the Pure Michigan f4 dude
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Lol, like in October when I'm at the liquor store and people are probably thinking "is it weed....? Or did he seriously not shower this week??" Haha.
What's it smell like ??
HBZ
❄️🔥💎 FORAGER of FIRE 💎🔥❄️
She smells like more what ide expect from proper Chem..I mean she is Chem 4 x Chem D with a touch of Afghani...Very musty and earthy...Stick to everything thick funk..Not picking up any sweetness..Haven't tried any yet but I suspect its going to be everything im wanting from a Chem....It's a very popular cut thats been around awhile with lots of ppl even here thats ran her..No cured experience with her yet....maybe @Idlewilder can help
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
So, I have an idea, which likely won't ever happen (The chances I'll find a cut of what I need to call it what I want to call it aren't very high) but, here goes:
Gelato #33 X Insert any Cheese here
GOAT Cheese !
Has to be #33 for that to work out though, and it's a fun idea
Having now smoked some of the new strains I've gotten to try this season, I also am very glad I was able to pollinate that Alpha Skunk Cheese clone with Cheetos pollen! Alpha Skunk Cheese is incredible, and adding Cheetos up in there, I'm looking forward to that too.
I also need about 150,000 Skunk #1 seeds to pop in a location big enough to hunt through them all, so I can self them all, and try to see if I can bring out a specific recessive trait from selfing. I'd call this a Pipe dream, but I don't think I have a pipe that damn big LOL.
I also have had my eye on a few other strains that I truly love, and how, I have access to seeds of those, and how fun it would be to play with that too. I have a Blue Cheese X Green Crack of Schwaggy's, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to dust that like I was wearing a French Maid costume haha.
More or less just thinking out loud, and logging it to keep track of stuff.
There's a strain I've heard about..... This is one that I want to play with too:
en.seedfinder.eu
Obviously with a description like that I don't need Viagra. My nipples could cut glass reading that...
Gelato #33 X Insert any Cheese here
GOAT Cheese !
Has to be #33 for that to work out though, and it's a fun idea
Having now smoked some of the new strains I've gotten to try this season, I also am very glad I was able to pollinate that Alpha Skunk Cheese clone with Cheetos pollen! Alpha Skunk Cheese is incredible, and adding Cheetos up in there, I'm looking forward to that too.
I also need about 150,000 Skunk #1 seeds to pop in a location big enough to hunt through them all, so I can self them all, and try to see if I can bring out a specific recessive trait from selfing. I'd call this a Pipe dream, but I don't think I have a pipe that damn big LOL.
I also have had my eye on a few other strains that I truly love, and how, I have access to seeds of those, and how fun it would be to play with that too. I have a Blue Cheese X Green Crack of Schwaggy's, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to dust that like I was wearing a French Maid costume haha.
More or less just thinking out loud, and logging it to keep track of stuff.
There's a strain I've heard about..... This is one that I want to play with too:
Thousand Oaks (Omuerta Genetix) :: Cannabis Strain Info
This is our second release of this strain, the first was named Strongarm and was also an F2 release. For this rerelease we chose a BEAST of a male and cloned our new Oaktree mother. This is one of my favorite strains of all time, and Purple Kush love...
en.seedfinder.eu
Obviously with a description like that I don't need Viagra. My nipples could cut glass reading that...
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
How to recreate stench of world's smelliest plant - if for some reason you want to
We're going to teach you how to recreate the stench of the world's smelliest plant, the Amorphophallus titanum, at home... if for some reason you want to.
Lurrabq
In Bloom
Ran 2 of Esos Ghoulie fems this past run. Wife and I were walking out of a restaurant and were downwind of the dumpster. Those plants smelled really similar with a little 'dead' something in the mix.How to recreate stench of world's smelliest plant - if for some reason you want to
We're going to teach you how to recreate the stench of the world's smelliest plant, the Amorphophallus titanum, at home... if for some reason you want to.www.guinnessworldrecords.com
Smoke is like a head graze from a ball bat. Instant expansion and once the cough passes and the whirlybirds land it's refrigerator time. Weird...but good!
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Hehehe, you just can't replace real funk when it comes to feeling like you bumped your head
i spent all of yesterday smoking Alpha Skunk Cheese, and boy was it a great idea. Wife says it smells like a garbage can with fruit and vegetable scraps at various stages of decomposition with stinky Cheese added in. Made carrying around wood all morning a lot easier.
