Kanzeon's Garden

Kanzeon

In Bloom
The Sour Lemon Kush x ON Haze went down today! Only three more strains to go for the Lemon Project 2022- Lemon Tree x ON Haze, Chocolate Trip x Lemon Thai, and TNF's Lemon Skunk Redux. They'll be down by the end of next week, along with the much-anticipated [(Wedding Cake x ON Haze) x G13 Hazeplant] beans.

That means from start to finish, the entire Lemon Project consists of:

AGseedco Lemon Tree x ON Haze
AGSeedco Sour Lemon Kush x ON Haze
TNF Lemon Skunk Redux
Santero's Chocolate Trip x Lemon Thai
Copa's Lemon Sour Diesel x Ancient OG
Lemon Citron x G13 Hazeplant
[(Las Vegas Lemon Skunk x SSH) x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)]
[(Lemon Skunk x Amnesia) x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)]
Lemon OG Kush x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)
Lemon Bubble

The Cheeses will likely start going down in the middle of April.

And now for some metal.

 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
A look at everything top to bottom:

Here are the sprouting seedlings.
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The infants. Mostly the Lemon Project with a few Friesland, Sky Burial, Panama, and the latest Blue Dream drop.

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The differentiation tent. Swazi-Burms are on the bottom right after I culled two for herming and one for being a shitty weak plant. D i s a p p o i n t.

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The late veg tent. The four plants on the bottom right are dudes that are rooting before chucking pollen. Escaped and Vale Tudo are in there hopefully revegging.

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A kinda decent pic of the flower tent.

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Pipatxu x G13 Hazeplant

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Cocoa Puffs. 1 week away from getting cut.

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It's a good life.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
This is the best picture I could get of the Swazi Burm herm.

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The other one was much smaller, but still also displayed pistils and pollen sacs. The other ones have started to get a foothold under 12/12.

Wouldn't be doing anyone any favors to preserve that, despite what some modern breeders say. :LOL:
 

Gentlemancorpse

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This is the best picture I could get of the Swazi Burm herm.

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The other one was much smaller, but still also displayed pistils and pollen sacs. The other ones have started to get a foothold under 12/12.

Wouldn't be doing anyone any favors to preserve that, despite what some modern breeders say. :LOL:
Yeah, no need to keep those genes around! I'm pretty surprised to see intersex issues there, I've run quite a few of the Swazi Burmese so far and never seen any signs of an issue! Definitely a bit of a bummer.

Everything else is looking killer though. Love the cocoa puffs!
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Just tried the first (seeded lower) buds of Cocoa Puffs and... I have no figurative words. It's like this.

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Only about 48 hours after chopping it and it already has notes of roasted almonds, burnt rubber, nutmeg, and savory (the herb). Not super chocolatey, but there's still time for that to develop.

And the high is wonderfully trippy. I've got this "flying" kinda feeling, like there's wind going over my head and shoulders. But I'm also couchlocked af. The Thai influence is immediately apparent, with the "heavy chest" feeling, the "brain sloshing around in my head meat" feeling, and thoughts "streaming" -not quite racing, but more literally and figuratively colorful ones. What I like most is that even though it's mostly a head high, there's no paranoia, heart racing, or chest tenseness. I keep getting distracted by the impulse to lie back and close my eyes to let the full trippiness sink in. It's as close to acid as cannabis has ever been for me, which is so, so perfect.

The high is so unique that I immediately knew that it's what was in the first edibles that I ever ate, about 7-8 years ago, I ate a couple bites of a brownie on a farm while they were having a pig roast and got so hammerfucked that I could barely move. Hallucinate-walked my ass to a hammock, fell in, and had some insanely vivid dreams. To this day I don't remember if there was a cat on the hammock with me when I woke up or if I was dreaming.

Nothing else has really given me the same "knock-out and zoom to introspection-land" effect until now. Hot damn.

Another unique thing about it is that the vapor is very, very sticky. 15 minutes after putting the first warhead down, my lips still feel like I used corn syrup as chapstick. It's literally sticky icky. Rosin of this could probably be used to catch small to medium-sized rodents and marsupials. :LOL:

There look to be some Cocoa Puffs x Original Haze seeds developing on the lower branches as she goes in to reveg. That will 100% be part of the Quad Hazers project. Once she's ready she'll get legendarily bukkaked with essentially every male that I've got around. Male plant, I mean- I'm not letting Louis CK anywhere near my plants.

There are also a LOT of beautiful, mature [Cocoa Puffs x (ECSD x Moonshine Haze)] beans that I pulled from her today from the very lower buds that I sampled. Those are going to be dropped soon as well

Don't worry, there will be pics. Just not now, because I'm going to go close my eyes and hallucinate.

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Kanzeon

In Bloom
The whole Lemon Project is down.

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I'm going to take a bit of a break before starting the Horde of Cheeses. So before things get cheesy, I'm gonna be dropping [(Wedding Cake x ON Haze) x G13 Hazeplant], Ohio Death Star x Pestilence (Thanks again Frim!!), and beans pulled from the Cocoa Puffs and Vale Tudo, both fathered by that killer Diesel Ghash [(ECSD x Moonshine Haze) x G13 Hazeplant)] dude.

The Vale Tudo cross will be dubbed Kanzeon's Kaleidoscope, credit to @Trial n Error for the name. The Cocoa Puffs x Diesel Ghash is called Chocolate Lawnmower, because the (ECSD x Moonshine Haze) aka Moonglow, tastes like a lawnmower smells after being run for a while. Not in the gross chlorophyll way, in a burned oil/diesel/gas/hot metal way with the herbal notes of the grass.

Random nug of the Cocoa Puffs. It's pretty obvious why she hits like a Bayraktar.

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Come to think of it, that's a good name for the upcoming Comet Kush x Diesel Ghash cross. You know, assuming it's fire.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Okay! Golden Tiger is also no joke.

After 20.5 weeks in flower, it's down and dried enough to jar. I just vaped the first buds of it and there's still the same impulse to immediately cease all activity, sit back, and close my eyes. The Malawi mitigates the mental stimulation a bit and adds a serious body punch to the Thai high. It's psychedelic in a similar way to Cocoa Puffs despite not being anywhere close to as frosty, which leads me to believe that there's an unusually high level of cannabinoids in the plant matter itself. The Malawi, surprisingly enough, seems to add a somewhat narcotic presence, I've nodded off a few times while writing this.

I chucked some pollen at it, but haven't closely inspected her to see if the seeds ever started forming.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Forbidden Fruitcake is also a fucking monster. Remember this girl?

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Yep. A polyploid shit-kicker. Here's that same main cola, given a quick finger trim.

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It's about 4.5 inches long.

Okay, so not only is she frosty and a great yielder, she's delicious. For any beer nerds out there, she tastes almost exactly like Centennial hops in a juicy IPA, down to an orange curacao note on the finish. Fucking delicious, and not subtle in the slightest. There's almost zero "funk."

The Durban influence (Cherry Pie in both parents) is evident on the high, with a bit of chest tightness and heart racing. Of course that also comes with a lot of muscle relaxation and mental stimulation. It's definitely a clear-headed high, no fog or hallucinations and no couch lock.

I made a few crosses with her, I'll check later tonight to see what beans exist. Right now, apparently, I REALLY NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. :LOL:
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
To be honest Golden Tiger is good, but Cocoa Puffs is superlative. Everything about Cocoa Puffs is better and the high is similar. I'm really hoping she revegges so that I can hit her with the Chocolate Mindfuck [(Colombian Gold x Jamaican Lambsbread) x Killer Queen) x Cocoa Puffs] pollen that's appearing now. The first half of that cross has a super distinctive black forest cake smell to it, so I'm hoping there will be chocolate aromas from both sides.

Speaking of which, Forbidden Fruit Cake (Wedding Cake x Forbidden Fruit) is delicious and potent, but too tight-chested and zingy for me to want to work with it further. So if anyone wants some free beans of [Forbidden Fruit Cake x (ECSD x Moonshine Haze) x '88 Ghash], just message me and cover shipping and they're yours. I'm curious to see if the polyploidy is carried on to the next generation, it could be a legendary hash plant with bigger trichomes and more coverage.
 

doober

In Bloom
:)The Sour Lemon Kush x ON Haze went down today! Only three more strains to go for the Lemon Project 2022- Lemon Tree x ON Haze, Chocolate Trip x Lemon Thai, and TNF's Lemon Skunk Redux. They'll be down by the end of next week, along with the much-anticipated [(Wedding Cake x ON Haze) x G13 Hazeplant] beans.

That means from start to finish, the entire Lemon Project consists of:

AGseedco Lemon Tree x ON Haze
AGSeedco Sour Lemon Kush x ON Haze
TNF Lemon Skunk Redux
Santero's Chocolate Trip x Lemon Thai
Copa's Lemon Sour Diesel x Ancient OG
Lemon Citron x G13 Hazeplant
[(Las Vegas Lemon Skunk x SSH) x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)]
[(Lemon Skunk x Amnesia) x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)]
Lemon OG Kush x (Super Lemon Haze x Moonshine Haze)
Lemon Bubble

The Cheeses will likely start going down in the middle of April.

And now for some metal.


That is one helluva lemon project ?⚡
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Thanks man! Hopefully the Cheese and Skunk projects after measure up.

Here's that Chocolate Mindfuck dude.

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Still in the early to mid stages of flowering, too. There's gonna be so much pollen coming from this dude! I also flipped the Oaxacan x Chewie BX and [(Blue Dream x ON Haze) x G13 Hazeplant] dudes for pollen collection. Digital Dream [Blue Dream x (Wifi OG x Snowlotus)] will go in next, joining the BDON x GHH dude as the pollinators of the Go Blue Dream project.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
The last of the 3 Vale Tudo ladies came down today, leaving 4-5 bud sites with leaves to (hopefully) reveg. Those are some seriously nice plants.
It's revegging! I'm gonna let it go for a while and take clones to pollinate with Chocolate Mindfuck (gonna call that cross Bas Rutten Headbutt :LOL:) among others. Why, you might be asking?



"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in TWO eyes for an eye."

Harvested beans of {(SFV OG x '88 G13 Hashplant) x [(ECSD x Moonshine Haze) x '88 G13 Hashplant]} from the stinkier Secret Chief today. The name for that one is easy- Old Lawnmower. Because both parents smell like one.
 

Frimpong

🔥Freak Genetics🔥
It's revegging! I'm gonna let it go for a while and take clones to pollinate with Chocolate Mindfuck (gonna call that cross Bas Rutten Headbutt :LOL:) among others. Why, you might be asking?



"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in TWO eyes for an eye."

Harvested beans of {(SFV OG x '88 G13 Hashplant) x [(ECSD x Moonshine Haze) x '88 G13 Hashplant]} from the stinkier Secret Chief today. The name for that one is easy- Old Lawnmower. Because both parents smell like one.

Legit af
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
I just started off the non-lemon drops with a mystery test package from Blackbird Preservations. ??

I let him know I'd be happy to test run a Haze cross and these beans showed up labeled only with #067, so I'm assuming there's something Hazy in there. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be killer.

Next drop is [(Wedding Cake x ON Haze) x G13 Hazeplant], which I'm dubbing Shotgun Wedding because of how ferociously hard the Wedding Cake hits.

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Then Chocolate Lawnmower, KK, Ohio Death Star x Pestilence, then Congo again since I fucked them up the first time, then the Cheeses around the beginning of May.
 
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