I appreciate you much for saying that, I don't really think of my grow related content as being very interesting, but I like to think my humor carries me through. Earlier my wife texted me that some car set a new record of 171 mph in reverse. I answered back now ppl can maintain eye contact briefly with the cops they're outrunning.
Man that'd be funny! Back when I was younger and... LOL WAY less mature (Yeah, go ahead, imagine THAT for a second.... LOL) I used to think it was a Sport to outrun a cop, because my dumb ass did NOT know that it was a two year crime for trying.... To my surprise, I found out you can actually go to jail just for the running part, and I didn't do that anymore.... *sigh* when I was a teen, some friends of mine and I were bored one night, and a buddy had gotten a new apartment, so we were over there just hanging out, and got bored, and I noticed that a squad car would drive by every certain number of minutes, and got this great idea....
We took all the illegal things we had, and left them in a spot, so as to not be totally ridiculous, and stood outside across the street, under a street lamp. The idea was "When a squad car goes by, we will all look up, and run for it" just to "look suspicious" to "see what would happen" and if we got caught, say we had no idea they were chasing us, and that "these are my buddies, and they're running with me to help me lose some weight".... Yeah, I know, I'm surprised I'm alive too.
Anyway, it didn't take long, as my buddy and I were both Computer nerds, and REALLY good at figuring out an "Algorithm", or in this case, how long before that squad car drives by again. Sure enough, the car drives by, and we all take off running thinking it was funny. Mind you, we weren't actually doing anything illegal at the time, but the squad car, hits the brakes, and flips around in an instant, and starts FLYING towards the street we ran down.
We split up into groups, and one of my best friends is with me, and the other two guys, are on the other side of the street, and we get down this dark side street, and hide, as the car goes by looking for us. My other buddies manage to hide and make it back around to a spot near by his new apartment, but my buddy and I that took off on the other side, are stuck waiting for a minute, and then.... I realize I have this thing in my pocket, and it's got prescription drugs in it that I've got no prescription FOR. So I'm like "Oh shit...." and my buddy and I have to now down all these things so that if we DO get stopped, we aren't actually breaking a law.
We're hopping over fences to get to a better spot to lay low until we're done getting rod of everything I forgot to take out of my pocket, like an idiot, and then, once we're done, we make it back to near his spot. I'd love to say we stopped and didn't continue this ridiculous journey of "let's see how it goes" but no, I'm a teen at this time, and think it's kind of funny.
We get back and meet up, and go for another round. By this time, the "Algorithm" of when a car will drive by, has increased by a little bit, and now there are multiple cars out there looking for us. We give it a go, and get away, and head back, because NOW we're actually tired from running. We decide to go down the street to a 711 and get Slurpees. Bright idea? No, not in the slightest... Because it's on the same road these guys are looking for us on. We are leaving 711, walking down the sidewalk, drinking our drinks, and talking about stuff, when another car drives passed us and sees us. They slam on the brakes, and we're like "Awww man...." and we take off. We manage to get back to his apartment, and sit there for a few hours until it's not as "hot" outside.
