The most ridiculous strain names to date!

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
LOL soon as I have the capability to breed strains myself I'm taking a gold cup from this thread LOL.

First steps are Maui Wowwie X Chem Dog and calling it Dog Shit (It'll have some Labrador in it ;) )

Meat Breath X Blue Cheese X Chemdog or Chem D to make Chili Cheese Dog

Once I have a few done I can really kick it up a notch and start naming strains after bands, which will be hilarious when people start saying they smoked "Anal Cunt" and "Anal Blast" :)

Cat Piss X Chemdog, Loaded Litter Box

Zkittles X Runtz = Pooter Pops, that way Leafly has to actually put that shit on the Genetics info LOL.

Gorilla Glue X Grease Monkey = Monkey Spunk. Then cross that with Gorilla Fuck but that name would be more descriptive "Nightmare to Trim OG" LOL.
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
I feel like I can be more ridiculous than this.... maybe like:

Space Queen X Grandpa's Breath = Depends. Not like being unsure of what to call it, but more like Grandpa's Breath would smell like Depends adult diapers..... I know.... it's amazing to me too that I have friends, and they admit to knowing me in public lol.
 

PlumberSoCal

? Guy Fire-y ?
I feel like I can be more ridiculous than this.... maybe like:

Space Queen X Grandpa's Breath = Depends. Not like being unsure of what to call it, but more like Grandpa's Breath would smell like Depends adult diapers..... I know.... it's amazing to me too that I have friends, and they admit to knowing me in public lol.
Due to the inappropriateness of some members here, I'm staying?
 

Polyuro

In Bloom
LOL soon as I have the capability to breed strains myself I'm taking a gold cup from this thread LOL.

First steps are Maui Wowwie X Chem Dog and calling it Dog Shit (It'll have some Labrador in it ;) )

Meat Breath X Blue Cheese X Chemdog or Chem D to make Chili Cheese Dog

Once I have a few done I can really kick it up a notch and start naming strains after bands, which will be hilarious when people start saying they smoked "Anal Cunt" and "Anal Blast" :)

Cat Piss X Chemdog, Loaded Litter Box

Zkittles X Runtz = Pooter Pops, that way Leafly has to actually put that shit on the Genetics info LOL.

Gorilla Glue X Grease Monkey = Monkey Spunk. Then cross that with Gorilla Fuck but that name would be more descriptive "Nightmare to Trim OG" LOL.
OMG I want a chili cheese dog
 

Polyuro

In Bloom
I feel like I can be more ridiculous than this.... maybe like:

Space Queen X Grandpa's Breath = Depends. Not like being unsure of what to call it, but more like Grandpa's Breath would smell like Depends adult diapers..... I know.... it's amazing to me too that I have friends, and they admit to knowing me in public lol.
That must be some of that REALLY "old school" smelling smoke hahahahaha
 

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Some names as well your like ?………
Alaskan Thunder Fuck ??‍♂️
Correct me if I’m wrong but Alaska is probably one of the last places I’d expect a fire strain to evolve from being the climate is well yeah ……
There’s a couple strains with Siberia in them as well so unless they have ruderalis
heritage I’d be thinking the same .
Yeah I know I know there’s no place called Cheetah piss or Poo Dangle either . Is there ?
Now I’m overthinking shit ?
 
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