Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Correction on that
The most ridiculous strain names to date!
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So, if your curious, most of the Siberia strains are indeed ruderalis, the Russian steppe and Central Asia are one of the areas it originates from and Alaskan Thunder Fuck is, or at least the rumor is, from the Matanuska Valley of Alaska and originated in the 60s when some hippies brought a sativa up from California and started trying to cross a Russian Landrace (probably a ruderalis) into it to make a sativa you could grow in Alaska, and then at some point in the 70s supposedly an Afghani line was crossed into it to increase the yield and work any autoflowering traits out of the line
So those names are actually both pretty spot on. And hats off to whoever added the Thunder Fuck.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I like that story so I’m gonna run with it rumour or not . Plus at least something ? cool needs to evolve from these cold assed brutal climate places . I did read an article about origins of ruderalis and the 6 week “Summer” which pretty much forced the plant into a set lifecycle . Another story of nature creating necessity for survival ?
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
I also want a Chili Dawg / Dog haha. I can see Pooter Pop OG already; "Close the Window man you're lettin' the stank out!" 
I do have a Seed of Hawaiian Fire, and then that Hawaiian Sunshine I've been talking about, which would probably add a nice fruity smell to whatever it was bred with. I think if I had a lab to play with, or at least a tent somewhere FAR from my outdoor plants, I'd love to be able to get this going:
MSG X GMO X Blue Cheese X Chemdog X Motor Breath all nice and mixed together. GMO is pretty high up on my list and I'm SO glad I got Seeds of it this passed year! The Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions, is pretty legit to what I myself experienced smoking it, and it was WONDERFUL (As you'd expect from GSC X Chemdog) and then the MSG, which I did have like 2 seeds of, but sadly they were white seeds and didn't sprout, but it was probably the most Gas forward in terms of flavor; Motor Breath (SFV OG Kush X Chemdog) has a VERY gassy smell, but the flavor I get from it has a VERY citrus like taste, so you have a gas smell, but it mellows on the smoking part. where MSG does NOT mellow, and the taste is a lot more gas forward than probably anything I've smoked. Blue Cheese is of course my all time favorite strain, and so being able to take some of the most gassy Weeds I've ever had and mix them in with something as Pungent as Blue Cheese..... I feel like that'd be something I'd enjoy haha.
Motor Breath was everyone's favorite of what we grew last year, but I should point out that I don't let many people at my Blue Cheese, LOL, so everyone was telling us how Pungent that Motor Breath was, and, it really was Pungent, but once you mixed some of that in with even a TINY amount of Blue Cheese, you couldn't taste any Motor Breath anymore.....To be Honest I saved a roach of that blend, and it smells a lot like old lady perfume which further intrigues me LOL. The little jar the Blue Cheese and Motor Breath roach is in legit smells like perfume.... Very odd and VERY interesting heh.
I do have a Seed of Hawaiian Fire, and then that Hawaiian Sunshine I've been talking about, which would probably add a nice fruity smell to whatever it was bred with. I think if I had a lab to play with, or at least a tent somewhere FAR from my outdoor plants, I'd love to be able to get this going:
MSG X GMO X Blue Cheese X Chemdog X Motor Breath all nice and mixed together. GMO is pretty high up on my list and I'm SO glad I got Seeds of it this passed year! The Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions, is pretty legit to what I myself experienced smoking it, and it was WONDERFUL (As you'd expect from GSC X Chemdog) and then the MSG, which I did have like 2 seeds of, but sadly they were white seeds and didn't sprout, but it was probably the most Gas forward in terms of flavor; Motor Breath (SFV OG Kush X Chemdog) has a VERY gassy smell, but the flavor I get from it has a VERY citrus like taste, so you have a gas smell, but it mellows on the smoking part. where MSG does NOT mellow, and the taste is a lot more gas forward than probably anything I've smoked. Blue Cheese is of course my all time favorite strain, and so being able to take some of the most gassy Weeds I've ever had and mix them in with something as Pungent as Blue Cheese..... I feel like that'd be something I'd enjoy haha.
Motor Breath was everyone's favorite of what we grew last year, but I should point out that I don't let many people at my Blue Cheese, LOL, so everyone was telling us how Pungent that Motor Breath was, and, it really was Pungent, but once you mixed some of that in with even a TINY amount of Blue Cheese, you couldn't taste any Motor Breath anymore.....To be Honest I saved a roach of that blend, and it smells a lot like old lady perfume which further intrigues me LOL. The little jar the Blue Cheese and Motor Breath roach is in legit smells like perfume.... Very odd and VERY interesting heh.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Hot pink pheno X skunk X Cat Piss, and name it "two in the pink one in the stink" ?
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Anyone have any Zkittles seeds to cross with those? Skittles pussy needs to happen. And you can cross it with Cat Piss and call it Skittle Piddle!
VAHomegrown
In Bloom
When I ran those I would check on them & sing "Big Black Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S."
Z71banshee
In Bloom
I have a pack of Meaty Poop…Unicorn Poop X Meat Breath and I believe it’s from True Fire Genetics. I seen on IG someone else had crossed the two but named it Poop Breath.
A guy named Vault Builder on IG did a few crosses and one is called Bigfoots Dick and the other is Sex Panther. Obviously a fan of Anchorman! Hahaha!
A guy named Vault Builder on IG did a few crosses and one is called Bigfoots Dick and the other is Sex Panther. Obviously a fan of Anchorman! Hahaha!
Frosty78
Habitabat autem somnium
Well well well.....it appears I've stumbled into a place in time a long time ago where being inappropriate was funny and people took the piss out of themselves.
I guess I'm off to the fridge for a cold beer some hot chips and a long wait for the next pearler that comes through.
I'll add wet spot by destiny exotic to the list of inappropriateness. Well done gents
I guess I'm off to the fridge for a cold beer some hot chips and a long wait for the next pearler that comes through.
I'll add wet spot by destiny exotic to the list of inappropriateness. Well done gents
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Ok so now I'm thinking Bigfoot's Dick X Gorilla Fuck, and call it Gorilla Pecker.
Maybe Gorilla Glue X Panther Sex and call that Sex Goo? One of the band name strains I mentioned earlier could then be crossed with that and called Anal Goo.
Maybe Gorilla Glue X Panther Sex and call that Sex Goo? One of the band name strains I mentioned earlier could then be crossed with that and called Anal Goo.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Fuck I forgot:
Monkey Butt Sex
Monkey Butt Sex
Z71banshee
In Bloom
To make it a little less offensive, you could name it ‘Foot Long Dong’!
Frosty78
Habitabat autem somnium
Or "Silver Back Attack"
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
one of my new faves is charlie’s stank ass lol
Believe that Ruderalis started in Russia because of the climate - about 10yrs ago + they have come a long ways - have never heard of a "Auto Cup" yet but it's probabily comming auto strain are becoming more stable - but still no room in garden for any
Polyuro
In Bloom
And indicas come from India and sativas come from Sativia. Facts.
PlumberSoCal
? Guy Fire-y ?
Hard Dick Blues
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Hard Dick Blues (Dragons Flame Genetics) :: Cannabis Strain Info
Hard Dick Blues is the mother of Dragons Stash. Blueberry funk and extreme outdoor resistance.Lineage for this strain is Wet Dreams x Bluberry Snow Lotus (bohdi)Wet Dreams = [Dream Lotus (bohdi) x Critical Sensi Star (delicious seeds)...
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