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The cat piss is something that some of us are afterAnyone ever enjoyed these ?
I have been trying to place the smell coming off my White Widow.
At first it smells like a menthol loaded, baked
potato.
Perhaps a touch of Shallot ?
You stick your nose in the bag and the scent subconsciously tells your eyes that they're about to water.
If it was 105 degrees outside , and you wandered through a green onion patch,,,
K,,,, I just stuck my nose in there again -for inspiration.
Hot garbage !
Imagine you are trying to crush a clove of garlic, only the pestle is made from a diabetics gangrenous foot, and the mortar was constructed from a yeast infection.
Imagine a 300-pound Greek Cook, trying to prepare a meal in an outhouse, on a hot day.
Vegamite Snatch,,, On a cracker?
I am detecting all of these subtle tones and hints; struggling to find an accurate description.
Without any segway; I handed the paper bag to my wife. She opens it up, and before her head even get in there, she looks at me with an angry face ,
drops the bag on the floor,
and says declares- "Cat Piss,,keep that shit away from me"
Nailed it !
Not highly motivational product.
I am supposed to be flipping my flower room , although I am not getting much done.
Now I am two days fried, and I smell like I just climbed out of Shrek's litter box.
Lol it actually produces some killer smoke in my experience. When trimmed it can be overwhelmingly cat piss, then when cured have the essence, but "not as off-putting in a weed way" for the cat pissy strains I've run across (somewhat rare these days). It's funny how "omg it reeeeeeks
" means good pot lol.
Where's the throw up emoji when you need it?
???
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Mars, month of harvest complete!
Last Three 2Strokes and 2L Alaska hung.
Found evidence of Borg activity.
F-that, F-me, and F-them.
This means War.
Got 5 feet of cleaning done. 3 to go.
I am stripping down to the walls.
Starting with houseold disinfectant, followed by Malathion, and then Sulphur.
I will treat the plants individually, with fatty pyrethin, as I fill the room.
Once the room is filled I will drop an aerosol bomb and then flip.
This clean break has cost me at least 3 weeks, I figure if I'm going to do it- I may as well do it right.
My given week is over, and the room is full !
With that many regs in play, I have overfilled the veg room. Still some uppotting to do. I will need to 24/7 in the garage, for a week or two; as to let the roots fill the pots.
Also, I have never run scrog before, and I will be asking for much advice,,, so take it easy on me.
Got some nifty ideas forming up. And a ton of ammunition.
Really excited to flower out more of my stolen Ma-TiVA.
Got more Philosopher Seed, Next Generation, @THT, and some sweet looking GK gear, all chomping @ the bit.
She hit full "aparagus mode" last week-
I will get you a photo of that Paladin @Phylex. It is getting right unnecessary.
Last Three 2Strokes and 2L Alaska hung.
Found evidence of Borg activity.
F-that, F-me, and F-them.
This means War.
Got 5 feet of cleaning done. 3 to go.
I am stripping down to the walls.
Starting with houseold disinfectant, followed by Malathion, and then Sulphur.
I will treat the plants individually, with fatty pyrethin, as I fill the room.
Once the room is filled I will drop an aerosol bomb and then flip.
This clean break has cost me at least 3 weeks, I figure if I'm going to do it- I may as well do it right.
My given week is over, and the room is full !
With that many regs in play, I have overfilled the veg room. Still some uppotting to do. I will need to 24/7 in the garage, for a week or two; as to let the roots fill the pots.
Also, I have never run scrog before, and I will be asking for much advice,,, so take it easy on me.
Got some nifty ideas forming up. And a ton of ammunition.
Really excited to flower out more of my stolen Ma-TiVA.
Got more Philosopher Seed, Next Generation, @THT, and some sweet looking GK gear, all chomping @ the bit.
She hit full "aparagus mode" last week-
I will get you a photo of that Paladin @Phylex. It is getting right unnecessary.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Thanks @Srenots,
Flower room is ready.
My ceilings re-hung, and the splash tables are clean. She got quite a makeover in there, and now is looking right spiff .
Time to fill that room!
I always wait until night-time, before I pack all of the plants out of the house, and into the garage. That way I can giggle like a villain, as I traverse the yard, under the cover of darkness.
Flower room is ready.
My ceilings re-hung, and the splash tables are clean. She got quite a makeover in there, and now is looking right spiff .
Time to fill that room!
I always wait until night-time, before I pack all of the plants out of the house, and into the garage. That way I can giggle like a villain, as I traverse the yard, under the cover of darkness.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
"My sweet sweet Affie, you are a brick shithouse and I don't expect you to double in flower. I moved you to the back row; because fat chicks try harder. I mixed up a drink no female can resist. It has been proven to give women stretch marks. "
Managed to rinse off all the sulphur dust.
She is a beaut
Got 2 more,,,wait till you see the beast
Managed to rinse off all the sulphur dust.
She is a beaut
Got 2 more,,,wait till you see the beast
Srenots
Reno Genetics
I do the same....giggle like a villain, totin soil and supplies in middle of the nite , copy that bro lmao.... a Stoners work is never done man~
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
I had the HPS off for a minute so I started snapping photos like a foreign tourist
Far-right Romulan Blueberry
I scorch the back row while I was hauling in plants. Should be good.
Left to right, Back row
Sweet Love, then Naranchup, and 2 x Romulan Grapefruit, 2x Romulan blueberry
SweetLove, Naranchup, and Rom.GF
SweetLove
Naranchup
Romulan grapefruit
Romulan blueberry
My Dear Affie
Topped
Unmolested Affie
They are bulking ; but not branching, I should pinch them soon,,, before it's too late
@Phylex Paladin
X3
@Phylex Galactic Funk
X3
Far-right Romulan Blueberry
I scorch the back row while I was hauling in plants. Should be good.
Left to right, Back row
Sweet Love, then Naranchup, and 2 x Romulan Grapefruit, 2x Romulan blueberry
SweetLove, Naranchup, and Rom.GF
SweetLove
Naranchup
Romulan grapefruit
Romulan blueberry
My Dear Affie
Topped
Unmolested Affie
They are bulking ; but not branching, I should pinch them soon,,, before it's too late
@Phylex Paladin
X3
@Phylex Galactic Funk
X3
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
K. Brace yourselves, Jewels' going to round out his school week laying down a knowledge bomb.
Considering the vast array of measuring tools available in this Hobby, I believe the least reliable is the human eye.
Measurements create data, data creates trends, and trends lend themselves to observations.
Case in point, I mentioned that I roasted a few plants while I was setting up my flower room. They were like that for a couple hours. Upon the realization, I backed the light off immediately, before going to bed.
I got curious today, so I made some measurements.
All numbers are in ppfd.
The dots indicate where the measurement was taken.
Sorry about the HPS.
In this photo the leading tip, yawing out from under the fixture, measured 600 ppfd.
In the centre of the photo , I have tucked the branch behind the stake. It was in the dark.
Not the measurements you would expect 12in away from a thousand watt HPS bulb.
Under the hood, I re- orientated the presentation angle of the bulb.
If you regard the upper right hand of the photos, you can see the orientation of the black rod changing in orientation to the luminaries wing.
Any fool can see, by eye, that those tips are roasted. Only a fool (with a light metre) would end up moving the light closer again.
Parables close
Measure
Record
Map
There will always be too many ifs, ands, ors', buts, exceptions,,,ect.
Generalized advice is fraught with danger- so many things going on
In the original photo the brightest tip was receiving 600 ppfd . It was only 12 in away from the base of the bulb.[ bad angle ]
If I had left everything as it was, I would have harvested an absolute shiit yield. That tool was bloody expensive; but it just paid for itself.
Just gotta pay attention, make measurements and keep doing what has worked for you,,,
Considering the vast array of measuring tools available in this Hobby, I believe the least reliable is the human eye.
Measurements create data, data creates trends, and trends lend themselves to observations.
Case in point, I mentioned that I roasted a few plants while I was setting up my flower room. They were like that for a couple hours. Upon the realization, I backed the light off immediately, before going to bed.
I got curious today, so I made some measurements.
All numbers are in ppfd.
The dots indicate where the measurement was taken.
Sorry about the HPS.
In this photo the leading tip, yawing out from under the fixture, measured 600 ppfd.
In the centre of the photo , I have tucked the branch behind the stake. It was in the dark.
Not the measurements you would expect 12in away from a thousand watt HPS bulb.
Under the hood, I re- orientated the presentation angle of the bulb.
If you regard the upper right hand of the photos, you can see the orientation of the black rod changing in orientation to the luminaries wing.
Any fool can see, by eye, that those tips are roasted. Only a fool (with a light metre) would end up moving the light closer again.
Parables close
Measure
Record
Map
There will always be too many ifs, ands, ors', buts, exceptions,,,ect.
Generalized advice is fraught with danger- so many things going on
In the original photo the brightest tip was receiving 600 ppfd . It was only 12 in away from the base of the bulb.[ bad angle ]
If I had left everything as it was, I would have harvested an absolute shiit yield. That tool was bloody expensive; but it just paid for itself.
Just gotta pay attention, make measurements and keep doing what has worked for you,,,
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Sunday School?
Wtf, Jewels ?
It has been a few days, light is 24/7, temp is 90
let's see how we are doing
I love it when they do that! Look @ the hair-do's!
It's like they're growing so fast, it frightens their little faces.
Gk
'member this ugly grunt?
Wed
Sun
I love you C02
When their happy, they are happy.
Wtf, Jewels ?
It has been a few days, light is 24/7, temp is 90
let's see how we are doing
I love it when they do that! Look @ the hair-do's!
It's like they're growing so fast, it frightens their little faces.
Gk
'member this ugly grunt?
Wed
Sun
I love you C02
When their happy, they are happy.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
This aint no sausage party !
Blue is Fem count.
I can confirm 10 females. Puts me @ 21 and counting.
40 square feet of flower. Getting rammy in there.
I have brought 70-90 plants to maturity in my growing career. That Male Romulan Grapefruit is really something else -top three , for sure.
Actually, off the cuff, only the Sour Larry X Smurf Zilla cross could compete.
Blue is Fem count.
I can confirm 10 females. Puts me @ 21 and counting.
40 square feet of flower. Getting rammy in there.
I have brought 70-90 plants to maturity in my growing career. That Male Romulan Grapefruit is really something else -top three , for sure.
Actually, off the cuff, only the Sour Larry X Smurf Zilla cross could compete.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
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Forgot about the canuck cheese. That thing was beefy.
I may have said it before, but I'll say it again :
I could have built a treehouse in that thing and screwed my old lady in it.
I have a video with a Christmas wreath bouncing on that hickory.
Anyhow,,,
I am a fiddler, I can admit it.
I like to muck it up a bit. I want to scrog,,,but I know myself to well. I can't leave it alone.
When fitting abs pipe, most people use yellow or pink cement. Not me. That sounded like a cross between a death sentence and a marriage. To expensive. To permanent.
I used orange 'TOLKO' ski-wax.
Never leaked a drop. I pulled it apart, for refung-shu'n.
The most engenius solutions are found by the laziest people.
I can't reach the plants in the back very well. Climbing under plants sucks.
I got all this available plumbing,,,
What happens when you leave Jewels alone for too long?
I took a skill-saw and perforated my hydro buckets.
'Lil switcheroo et
Viola
These things can water themselves now.
Put up your hand if you are lazy !
That is precious Affie in the photo above. Building in @Texagonian six-shooter.
I just need to take a few clones, before I empty the nursery.
Almost made it to the wall.
Here is the first five feet, of the left side.
4, 3, and 2 foot canopy height, descending from wall.
Stadium Love
Three deep wet and ready.
Forgot about the canuck cheese. That thing was beefy.
I may have said it before, but I'll say it again :
I could have built a treehouse in that thing and screwed my old lady in it.
I have a video with a Christmas wreath bouncing on that hickory.
Anyhow,,,
I am a fiddler, I can admit it.
I like to muck it up a bit. I want to scrog,,,but I know myself to well. I can't leave it alone.
When fitting abs pipe, most people use yellow or pink cement. Not me. That sounded like a cross between a death sentence and a marriage. To expensive. To permanent.
I used orange 'TOLKO' ski-wax.
Never leaked a drop. I pulled it apart, for refung-shu'n.
The most engenius solutions are found by the laziest people.
I can't reach the plants in the back very well. Climbing under plants sucks.
I got all this available plumbing,,,
What happens when you leave Jewels alone for too long?
I took a skill-saw and perforated my hydro buckets.
'Lil switcheroo et
Viola
These things can water themselves now.
Put up your hand if you are lazy !
That is precious Affie in the photo above. Building in @Texagonian six-shooter.
I just need to take a few clones, before I empty the nursery.
Almost made it to the wall.
Here is the first five feet, of the left side.
4, 3, and 2 foot canopy height, descending from wall.
Stadium Love
Three deep wet and ready.
Texagonian
CHOOSE YOUR TITLE
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Dude, is all soil !
I miss hydro. I broke my ph probe the same day I OD'd my comp plant. That was the universe really telling me something.
I pulled out of the squirt, now back in the dirt.
Besides work, I only leave the house to grocery shop once a week. I made soil with what I had on hand.
Well,, like, I tried to make soil,, came out way to light.
1 bag bag 'black earth' topsoil
1 bag potting soil
3 parts bunny compost
1 part recycled soil
I was cutting the bunny compost with an axe and thawing it out, indoors. The topsoil bag ripped because it was frozen into the flower bed. We got a good Chinook and I managed to mineralize it for a few days outside, on the hot cement.
I was all romanticized by @1D1 (? Perhaps someone else's, I smoke a lot of pot) Journal.
7 gallon pots, watered every 7 days.
My mix is dry overnight. I really can't wait for this Tundra to thaw out, so I can turn on the outside hose. I was joking earlier with my wife about setting up a sprinkler in there.
I am packing 8 gallons every morning, and I still have 15 more square feet of floor space to fill with plants.
I am loving it.
The new licence just showed up in the mail.
49 Mary-J-wannas
I can live with that.
I miss hydro. I broke my ph probe the same day I OD'd my comp plant. That was the universe really telling me something.
I pulled out of the squirt, now back in the dirt.
Besides work, I only leave the house to grocery shop once a week. I made soil with what I had on hand.
Well,, like, I tried to make soil,, came out way to light.
1 bag bag 'black earth' topsoil
1 bag potting soil
3 parts bunny compost
1 part recycled soil
I was cutting the bunny compost with an axe and thawing it out, indoors. The topsoil bag ripped because it was frozen into the flower bed. We got a good Chinook and I managed to mineralize it for a few days outside, on the hot cement.
I was all romanticized by @1D1 (? Perhaps someone else's, I smoke a lot of pot) Journal.
7 gallon pots, watered every 7 days.
My mix is dry overnight. I really can't wait for this Tundra to thaw out, so I can turn on the outside hose. I was joking earlier with my wife about setting up a sprinkler in there.
I am packing 8 gallons every morning, and I still have 15 more square feet of floor space to fill with plants.
I am loving it.
The new licence just showed up in the mail.
49 Mary-J-wannas
I can live with that.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Just by hand watering the exact same buckets, over and over.
Because I pack water across the yard I am aware of the overall daily consumption. As the room filled up -one full bucket every morning wouldn't do it.
With the plant load in there at the moment, I need my two portaging pails topped up to the sloppy top.
Looking at 30L (8G) between 17 (4G) plants, every morning. Still adding plants. One of these mornings I will discover them all drooping like sad sacks, then I must start carrying water at night as well.
So, to answer your question directly: (with only 2 stations full at the moment) I am dividing total water available, by number of plants. Dumping a full milk jug into the snorkle, every morning. As such, for a week now, it is looking tiiight.
Because I pack water across the yard I am aware of the overall daily consumption. As the room filled up -one full bucket every morning wouldn't do it.
With the plant load in there at the moment, I need my two portaging pails topped up to the sloppy top.
Looking at 30L (8G) between 17 (4G) plants, every morning. Still adding plants. One of these mornings I will discover them all drooping like sad sacks, then I must start carrying water at night as well.
So, to answer your question directly: (with only 2 stations full at the moment) I am dividing total water available, by number of plants. Dumping a full milk jug into the snorkle, every morning. As such, for a week now, it is looking tiiight.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
I found this garagesale-find jug the other day, kicking around the basement.
I recognize the price tag from a local store. I'm pretty sure it closed at least seven years ago.
You bet I mixed up a batch !
Oh the stench! My hands have not smelled like that since I got kicked out of that yeast infected , heavy petting zoo.
The malodor was unbelievable, so , by course, I was determined to try a foliar feed.
@Seed of Memory encouraged my inner Dirté
By the time I was done it smelled like 32 cats had a horseshit eating contest in there. Definitely corral-dust sprinkles going on.
Gotta be fish hydrolas in there.
You know those dead air apartment buildings, where everyone insists on cooking fish heads in the morning ? Take the entire contents of that building (including the greasy constituents and thier pets) boil them castor oil for a month and let them wash up on a beach in Toulouse.
Definitely smelled some of that in there.
Have you seen my plants lately ?
I recognize the price tag from a local store. I'm pretty sure it closed at least seven years ago.
You bet I mixed up a batch !
Oh the stench! My hands have not smelled like that since I got kicked out of that yeast infected , heavy petting zoo.
The malodor was unbelievable, so , by course, I was determined to try a foliar feed.
@Seed of Memory encouraged my inner Dirté
By the time I was done it smelled like 32 cats had a horseshit eating contest in there. Definitely corral-dust sprinkles going on.
Gotta be fish hydrolas in there.
You know those dead air apartment buildings, where everyone insists on cooking fish heads in the morning ? Take the entire contents of that building (including the greasy constituents and thier pets) boil them castor oil for a month and let them wash up on a beach in Toulouse.
Definitely smelled some of that in there.
Have you seen my plants lately ?
