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[Jewels]

Ballzwillie and Jesse.
Chronic has #'s coming

That is all I recall

 

[Jewels]

I grew out that Guayita / chem91xchemdogxafghan)(Jaunita
@JL2G
I sesh'd my old lady up on that stuff. After her power nap she had the munchies so bad I actually saw her powerslam a block of marble cheese on a cutting board, because she couldn't find a knife fast enough.

I give it a couple days and slipped her another one, in the car. 20 minutes later we're sitting at Tim Hortons drive-thru and she's ordering a donut!
A donut !
12 years I've been married to this woman and never seen her eat a donut.
They don't have Boston cream so she agrees to a maple.
A maple !
She doesn't like maple !
I'm looking at her in horror, and she takes one bite of this thing and looks at me like "what the f*** was I thinking?"

,,,and the chemsex sounds fun. Had a Jane and a couple Jills over , from time to time,,,never a Jenny.

 

[spyralout]

I grew out that Guayita / chem91xchemdogxafghan)(Jaunita
@JL2G
I sesh'd my old lady up on that stuff. After her power nap she had the munchies so bad I actually saw her powerslam a block of marble cheese on a cutting board, because she couldn't find a knife fast enough.

I give it a couple days and slipped her another one, in the car. 20 minutes later we're sitting at Tim Hortons drive-thru and she's ordering a donut!
A donut !
12 years I've been married to this woman and never seen her eat a donut.
They don't have Boston cream so she agrees to a maple.
A maple !
She doesn't like maple !
I'm looking at her in horror, and she takes one bite of this thing and looks at me like "what the f*** was I thinking?"

,,,and the chemsex sounds fun. Had a Jane and a couple Jills over , from time to time,,,never a Jenny.

This is awesome! ? ? ?

 

[Uncle Rom]

I really F'd up.
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I became slightly enamoured with a big pile of beans, and I have neglected the most important member of the crop.
Tangie.
I became over-optimistic on securing new beans and I have neglected to propagate enough Tangie.

I have one unsexed Juvenile and one nice mother.
Galactic Funk does have a Tangie parent , however it is that Diesel side, that we seem to enjoy.
I have three 2Stroke that will be harvested this week, no way that will last.

The Tangie X I am growing, is unfortunately not the Sour Tangie that we are really after. I have been mixing our Tangie cross and making Grapefruit Diesel salad. However my last grapefruit diesel failed to pop, and I neglected to try another.
I just realized I do have the Philosopher's seed Naranchup -this should give me a little diesel to mix in the joints.
I really do need to thank @Srenots for the suggestion. I have been cheffing up some nifty salads that really do carry a 'Sour Tangie' taste.
2 part - 2Stroke
1 part - Grapefruit diesel

Anyhow I really shot myself in the foot on this one. I never imagined I would have so much trouble finding those beans.
I never had any aspirations to become a chukker, but Baby is in the corner and I can only see myself breeding my way out of it.
Every week I don't have Sour Tangie in the jar is going to cost me $200.

Strategy Session.

Todays solution -
Clone 2Stroke mother ( hold mother in veg)
Flip unsexed 2Stroke bean - hope for Male.

Future Solutions-
Source 'Sour Tangie' beans (smoking in +90 days)

Pollen from Heaven ? If I had Diesel pollen in my hands today, I could have seeds in , what 9 weeks? Veg and flip those,, + 9 weeks?
5 months altogether?

Source some greasy nasty ass Diesel Beans and breed to 2Stroke. Diesel should be easier to find.
Smoking in ,,what? 8 months?
That is why I hate math. Helps me realize how f***** I am.

Now I am starting to get myself worked up. It is very difficult to describe the frustration of growing a room full of weed that your wife has no interested in smoking.
Understand, I am frustrated with genetics not with my wife. Skip is hitting hot she has been driving 12 hour days 7 days a week. She is filling up the apocalypse fund.
She will burn up a quarter in a day, and it is my job to make sure the jars stay full.

I have zero friends on my "linked-out" profile. I have been harvesting for 11 months and never a dollar in my hand for weed. Poor Jewels,,, has to sit here and smoke all this weed by himself.
@Uncle Rom taught me the importance of the tithe , and I typically send off about 10% .
I dish'd off a half ounce of Skeleton cookies as a wedding present to @ grow boss. I hope the new couple are enjoying their honeymoon!


Man, can I ramble?
It did allow me to work the problem.
My solution (on hand) is cloning the s*** out of that Naranchup.
Make like a bunny, and get by on @ reno salad

☮

If you live where I think I remember you livin.. I’ll make a call or two and we will solve a problem, ya dig? No sense you blazing it all. Gotta be able to pay the power bill.
I gotchu

 

[Jewels]

Same spot Unc

 

[Uncle Rom]

Same spot Unc
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Nice. I can send stuff downstream ?

 

[Jewels]

Took the camp picture here, my girls call it "Skull Island"

Very exclusive

This is the Continental Divide. If I spit on this beach, it flows out the Missouri.
If I Spit on the top of the hill at flows out the Hudson Bay.
Guess where I dig my toilet-
,, just guess.

 

[Uncle Rom]

Took the camp picture here, my girls call it "Skull Island"
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Very exclusive
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This is the Continental Divide. If I spit on this beach, it flows out the Missouri.
If I Spit on the top of the hill at flows out the Hudson Bay.
Guess where I dig my toilet-
,, just guess.

Cool spot. Find Any Dino bones? That looks like a spot to find em

 

[Uncle Rom]

Man I once hitch hiked through your hood. Was gonna hit up the shelter but they wanted to search my backpack so I chose under the bridge instead.
I went and warmed up in a hotel lobby and this manager in a leather jacket approached me and I thought he was gonna boot me. Instead he got me a room under his discount and I scored him a quarter of prime bud. Never got his name but I spent the evening blazing in a hotel room instead of my spot under the bridge. I’d love to see that manager again

 

[Jewels]

There she be.

 

[Jewels]

Parting shot.


Hung the Cheese, Widow, a 2Stroke
,,, and then there were three,,
I love the Technicolor Spectrum when the lights first kick on.

This was yesterday. Today I couldn't muster the gumption to turn on the lights. They're done, and they're only holding me up.

Finally! I have an empty room.
A clean reset.

I hoarded this in, last summer. 8x6
Aug 31

Sept. 3


Seven months, 12 / 12 perpetual, since that day.
I can destroy a kitchen preparing one meal, imagine what this dump looks like!

Gonna let 'er cool down for a day or 2.

Actually, cook and nuke.
Here is my Stoner Ramble for the day:
Many of the pests that appear in a cannabis garden will complete an egg cycle, every what? , 5 to 7 days?
I had this far-out idea where I could crank the heat up on the high side ( 80 F 30 C ) and that would force a rapidly completed egg cycle. It is my thought, that I could clean up any stray hatchlings by having them hatch into a sanitized environment.
Without a food source ; there should be no breeding ?
If I have learned anything from treating children's head lice over the years - the eggs can ruin you.
So yes I am actually considering doing an 'egg run' .
A "clean", 'clean-break'.
I am prepared for Mutual destruction. Can anyone suggest a product. ?
Doom bomb?
Bleach?
Kerosene?

I still have 60 gallons of soil to mix up.
I still have a dozen plant to pot up.
I worked till 3 a.m. with my wife last night.
I am still a full-time teacher of three unruly elementary students.

I love coffee.

 

[Jewels]

Good bye floor !
I have reached critical mass.

Left side

Right side

I could pot-up; but there is nowhere to put them !

I have been doing some strategizing. Recall,that these are vegging in the basement of my house. The flower room is in the garage. The soil is half frozen in the middle of the backyard. Rather than packing soil Helter Skelter for the next few days. I will be bringing the gallon pots into the garage for uppotting. I have more than 20 to do. I will run my flower room (and myself) on 24/7 light, until I can get everyone stuffed in there.

 

[spyralout]

Parting shot.

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Hung the Cheese, Widow, a 2Stroke
,,, and then there were three,,
I love the Technicolor Spectrum when the lights first kick on.

This was yesterday. Today I couldn't muster the gumption to turn on the lights. They're done, and they're only holding me up.

Finally! I have an empty room.
A clean reset.

I hoarded this in, last summer. 8x6
Aug 31
View attachment 5412
Sept. 3
View attachment 5413

Seven months, 12 / 12 perpetual, since that day.
I can destroy a kitchen preparing one meal, imagine what this dump looks like!

Gonna let 'er cool down for a day or 2.

Actually, cook and nuke.
Here is my Stoner Ramble for the day:
Many of the pests that appear in a cannabis garden will complete an egg cycle, every what? , 5 to 7 days?
I had this far-out idea where I could crank the heat up on the high side ( 80 F 30 C ) and that would force a rapidly completed egg cycle. It is my thought, that I could clean up any stray hatchlings by having them hatch into a sanitized environment.
Without a food source ; there should be no breeding ?
If I have learned anything from treating children's head lice over the years - the eggs can ruin you.
So yes I am actually considering doing an 'egg run' .
A "clean", 'clean-break'.
I am prepared for Mutual destruction. Can anyone suggest a product. ?
Doom bomb?
Bleach?
Kerosene?

I still have 60 gallons of soil to mix up.
I still have a dozen plant to pot up.
I worked till 3 a.m. with my wife last night.
I am still a full-time teacher of three unruly elementary students.

I love coffee.

BASF makes some decent bombs, try their TR line:

Pyrethrum TR Total Release Bug Bomb - 2 oz

Pyrethrum 2 oz bug bomb that delivers up to 3,000 sq. ft. of coverage in greenhouses and indoor gardens. Protects and kills Whiteflies, Spider Mites, Fungus Gnats, and Aphids. For ultimate treatment, use in conjunction with Attain TR.

growershouse.com

Dr Doom is ok, but I had to use a few to get the desired effect for spider mites anyway. Whiteflies are also a problem in my area.

 

[Jewels]

Thanks Spy,
I hate retail,however; made a promise to a magistrate.
Wont be making any more of my own bombs.

 

[Jewels]

This soil however,,,
A-, H-, and F-bomb !
(Some of you young punks might only recognize the last one)

I went
6 potting soil
3 coco fines
5 bunny gold

That puts me heavy on heavy compost, although I was delighted to find an extremely fluffy finished product.

I really need to push up my yields. I have addressed it where I can. Possessing all the equipment required for success; it comes down to husbandry.
Moving forward I will be staking the beans out of this canopy, employing heavier feeds, and more voluminous waterings.

Watch my hand over the next week or so, my friends. I am always tuning for my best crop yet.
I will keep growing out loud, and you tell me what you see.

 

[spyralout]

Took the camp picture here, my girls call it "Skull Island"
View attachment 5266
Very exclusive
View attachment 5268
This is the Continental Divide. If I spit on this beach, it flows out the Missouri.
If I Spit on the top of the hill at flows out the Hudson Bay.
Guess where I dig my toilet-
,, just guess.

OK I need to know, where did you dig your ?

 

[spyralout]

Someone was mentioning an air hockey table for root aeration or something ?


Square buckets FTW ?
Why so many holes? Looks like you were gonna rack up for pool or something

 

[Jewels]

The Milk flows from the states, into Canada, and right back out again. Last time I drove down to the river bottom with my trailer we got stuck. In the future I will be dropping my Deuces north of the 49th.

I recall seeing a post about the air hockey table. I didn't want to be a pessimist, as I always encourage everyone to try out their ideas,,although, as expected, that thing was f'd the first time it spit rain.

Those are breathing holes in the bucket. Last run was heavy coco. The pails are lined with cheap fabric shopping bags. I like the advantages of a fabric pot, yet ,I tend to shuffle my plants around. They are easier to manage in buckets. I tapered the holes to prevent an umbrella dump when I was loading in water. The top acts as a choke, and the bags sit on bricks for drainage. When the water runs out the lowest holes I know there is a quart or two ahead of it.
My daughter went mad with power, running the hole saw, in a 6 amp drill.
Good times.

 

[DopeDaniel]

IMO the x-factor for yield is vertical. You don't seem concerned with plant count so you could do a buch of small plants. Over 2lbs was pulled from something like 12 plants in a 3x3 with just over 300W, with top lighting at best I got a lb. Some people do SOG this is WOG (Wall of Green), next up is COG (Column of Green).

Biggest thing for you though i think would be getting appropriate bulbs, ones that can be mounted bare, they have a shielding on them incase the igniter blows er something. I dont do gas discharge, lamps that is.

 

[chiefer888]

IMO the x-factor for yield is vertical. You don't seem concerned with plant count so you could do a buch of small plants. Over 2lbs was pulled from something like 12 plants in a 3x3 with just over 300W, with top lighting at best I got a lb. Some people do SOG this is WOG (Wall of Green), next up is COG (Column of Green).
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Biggest thing for you though i think would be getting appropriate bulbs, ones that can be mounted bare, they have a shielding on them incase the igniter blows er something. I dont do gas discharge, lamps that is.

I’ve thought about this some too. The best shape to get light penetration to max canopy surface area would be a parabola. If you take a SOG approach and build stands to create an amphitheater type layout for your ladies, and have multiple QB or COB style lights that could be set up in an array angled for spread. I bet you could do a pretty impressive yield per watt and per ft/sq.