Zëf Zöls -Die Groen Antwoord

Jewels

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8 left to go !
Missing from this list are Canuck cheese, Guava Kush & a Fruity Jack.
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I don't know what form of slut magic visited my garden , but everything in here is done - and way too early. I flowered Tangie squat #2 for 75 days from seed, this clone is 55 and already cloudy.

She is getting her last blast.
I have shored everything up into the 3x4 splash table. I am still hitting it with every fixture , 2200 Watts

Canopy Peak ppfd 2500
canopy lowest ppfd 750
canopy average 1600 ppfd

Room temperature average 22 Celsius
Lowest bud temperature 16 Celsius
Highest Bud temp 30 degrees Celsius
Average Bud temperature 24 Celsius

22% -32% RH average
Nighttime low 10 degrees C
Lights on high 25 Celsius
Random CO2 spikes 5000 parts per million three times per day.

They have been living on 0-6- 5 and a bit of carbs , for the last week.
Tomorrow they are being sentenced to tap water. This time of year it comes out of my tap close to 200 parts per million. They should lock up fast, and rust in a hurry.
With the kids home I can't seem to get anything done on the weekend. I would be wise to get my cleaning done before the end of the week.
Someone is going to catch COVID in this town, and soon I will become not only a full-time Gardener, but a full-time teacher as well.
I was going to drag this out until the end of the month but there is just no need. Now I am getting greedy for the space. I am doing a full flip , with a disinfecting wash , for my next flower run.
Spring is coming, and my garage won't be frozen for long,,, I expect a full hatch of creepy crawlers within the month.
 

Jewels

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Schools out
Possibly till next September.
C'est la vie.

If I had a few hundred auto beans, I would wander off into the prairie, with my rasta children, until fall.

In other news,,,Plants are crashing, I have been passively harvesting for 2 weeks.
Rooms dialed.
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Jewels

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I have never had to work so hard to germinate a seed.

It didn't crack very well in the cup, it didn't sprout very well in the towel. I finally tore the helmet off and it just sat there for days, like a bean sprout. Yesterday I noticed a serrated leaf poking out the side of the coty. Growing tired of this game, I fimmed off the coty with my thumb nail.

I really dig the description on this one. Looks like a go.

Philosopher seeds
Lemon OG Candy
Day 12
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Yes it's in there
Yes it's alive
I can see some hay and Bunny turds in there , to boot.
That Fuity Jack had a hell of a rough start, and it ended up taking over the world.

Affie kicking crotches.
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I got three of those babies. Each will clone and vie for my heart.
My cloning skills are poor and this is pure indica.
Kill it with quantity.
 

Jewels

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Jack's 2L clone from post 53
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They watched me beat those other trollops to death. Perhaps slightly the wiser , these ones finished up damned fast and pretty. I wasn't even scoping them. The pots stopped drying out and when I looked closer it was golden. I tried them on water for a few days, however the room is running so cool in these final days, neither of our hearts were in it.

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Acute. Mean from any angle.
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I have been finding this exceptionally easy to dry trim. The bone falls right off the meat.
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Guayita
She is scrawny but she will smoke. Always room for one more,,, because there it is.
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Bose, Jack, Guayita, Carver.
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I put them up in cold storage. I will give them a week or two to come to grips with what has happened.

Three 2Strokes
One White widow (POS)
and this poor thing

?
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I will get another week out of this thing even if I have to hang it upside-down and start injecting water into the stalk.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
@THT
2Stroke Tangie
Crockett Family Farms
selected Tangie X selected SourTangie

Girdled
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Sloppy
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That open canopy puts buds right down to the floor!
From seed Squat #2 finished in 77 days. This is a clone of squat #1 at 63 days.
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That Red Tangie from a few posts back is nearly all smoked up. This one will be hanging in the flower room, for quicker resupply dry.

I tried something a little different with these ones. I had three of them in the corner, they did the entire flower run under 400w metal halide bulbs, one at 6500 K the other at 13 k.
Buds are certainly smaller than HPS although they are numerous, dense, and F as F.
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I don't regulate anything consistently enough to make intelligent observations. The scientist in me, becomes frustrated with the scatter-brain in me, putting plots all over the map.
I grow the same way I navigate a prairie trail. Most of the time the ruts will take you where you need to go. Sometimes it's smarter to pop up on the shoulders. Every once in awhile you can find yourself in a washed-out trap. You need to abandon that mess, and head for higher ground.
I am just trying to make it to my campsite before sundown, preferably with my muffler intact.
 

Jewels

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Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Had a good week here. 6 days ago I could see the floor.
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No more
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3 LA Affie with blue tape.
2 in Black pots
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6 days later, very obvious which one did not get topped.
Who the hell does he think he is?
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The Blueberry and Grapefruit Romulans are out of control, they will be getting a good hack here. They have that old school stench, smells just like,,,,,?,,,, weed.
I have been vegging for too long my Philosopher seed Naranchup is starting to flop.
 

Jewels

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I really F'd up.
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I became slightly enamoured with a big pile of beans, and I have neglected the most important member of the crop.
Tangie.
I became over-optimistic on securing new beans and I have neglected to propagate enough Tangie.

I have one unsexed Juvenile and one nice mother.
Galactic Funk does have a Tangie parent , however it is that Diesel side, that we seem to enjoy.
I have three 2Stroke that will be harvested this week, no way that will last.

The Tangie X I am growing, is unfortunately not the Sour Tangie that we are really after. I have been mixing our Tangie cross and making Grapefruit Diesel salad. However my last grapefruit diesel failed to pop, and I neglected to try another.
I just realized I do have the Philosopher's seed Naranchup -this should give me a little diesel to mix in the joints.
I really do need to thank @Srenots for the suggestion. I have been cheffing up some nifty salads that really do carry a 'Sour Tangie' taste.
2 part - 2Stroke
1 part - Grapefruit diesel

Anyhow I really shot myself in the foot on this one. I never imagined I would have so much trouble finding those beans.
I never had any aspirations to become a chukker, but Baby is in the corner and I can only see myself breeding my way out of it.
Every week I don't have Sour Tangie in the jar is going to cost me $200.

Strategy Session.

Todays solution -
Clone 2Stroke mother ( hold mother in veg)
Flip unsexed 2Stroke bean - hope for Male.

Future Solutions-
Source 'Sour Tangie' beans (smoking in +90 days)

Pollen from Heaven ? If I had Diesel pollen in my hands today, I could have seeds in , what 9 weeks? Veg and flip those,, + 9 weeks?
5 months altogether?

Source some greasy nasty ass Diesel Beans and breed to 2Stroke. Diesel should be easier to find.
Smoking in ,,what? 8 months?
That is why I hate math. Helps me realize how f***** I am.

Now I am starting to get myself worked up. It is very difficult to describe the frustration of growing a room full of weed that your wife has no interested in smoking.
Understand, I am frustrated with genetics not with my wife. Skip is hitting hot she has been driving 12 hour days 7 days a week. She is filling up the apocalypse fund.
She will burn up a quarter in a day, and it is my job to make sure the jars stay full.

I have zero friends on my "linked-out" profile. I have been harvesting for 11 months and never a dollar in my hand for weed. Poor Jewels,,, has to sit here and smoke all this weed by himself.
@Uncle Rom taught me the importance of the tithe , and I typically send off about 10% .
I dish'd off a half ounce of Skeleton cookies as a wedding present to @ grow boss. I hope the new couple are enjoying their honeymoon!


Man, can I ramble?
It did allow me to work the problem.
My solution (on hand) is cloning the s*** out of that Naranchup.
Make like a bunny, and get by on @ reno salad

 

JL2G

Jesse Loves 2 Grow
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I really F'd up.
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I became slightly enamoured with a big pile of beans, and I have neglected the most important member of the crop.
Tangie.
I became over-optimistic on securing new beans and I have neglected to propagate enough Tangie.

I have one unsexed Juvenile and one nice mother.
Galactic Funk does have a Tangie parent , however it is that Diesel side, that we seem to enjoy.
I have three 2Stroke that will be harvested this week, no way that will last.

The Tangie X I am growing, is unfortunately not the Sour Tangie that we are really after. I have been mixing our Tangie cross and making Grapefruit Diesel salad. However my last grapefruit diesel failed to pop, and I neglected to try another.
I just realized I do have the Philosopher's seed Naranchup -this should give me a little diesel to mix in the joints.
I really do need to thank @Srenots for the suggestion. I have been cheffing up some nifty salads that really do carry a 'Sour Tangie' taste.
2 part - 2Stroke
1 part - Grapefruit diesel

Anyhow I really shot myself in the foot on this one. I never imagined I would have so much trouble finding those beans.
I never had any aspirations to become a chukker, but Baby is in the corner and I can only see myself breeding my way out of it.
Every week I don't have Sour Tangie in the jar is going to cost me $200.

Strategy Session.

Todays solution -
Clone 2Stroke mother ( hold mother in veg)
Flip unsexed 2Stroke bean - hope for Male.

Future Solutions-
Source 'Sour Tangie' beans (smoking in +90 days)

Pollen from Heaven ? If I had Diesel pollen in my hands today, I could have seeds in , what 9 weeks? Veg and flip those,, + 9 weeks?
5 months altogether?

Source some greasy nasty ass Diesel Beans and breed to 2Stroke. Diesel should be easier to find.
Smoking in ,,what? 8 months?
That is why I hate math. Helps me realize how f***** I am.

Now I am starting to get myself worked up. It is very difficult to describe the frustration of growing a room full of weed that your wife has no interested in smoking.
Understand, I am frustrated with genetics not with my wife. Skip is hitting hot she has been driving 12 hour days 7 days a week. She is filling up the apocalypse fund.
She will burn up a quarter in a day, and it is my job to make sure the jars stay full.

I have zero friends on my "linked-out" profile. I have been harvesting for 11 months and never a dollar in my hand for weed. Poor Jewels,,, has to sit here and smoke all this weed by himself.
@Uncle Rom taught me the importance of the tithe , and I typically send off about 10% .
I dish'd off a half ounce of Skeleton cookies as a wedding present to @ grow boss. I hope the new couple are enjoying their honeymoon!


Man, can I ramble?
It did allow me to work the problem.
My solution (on hand) is cloning the s*** out of that Naranchup.
Make like a bunny, and get by on @ reno salad

Not diesel or Tangie, but Ive got various pollen's in house if any of em fit the bill for you.

Citrol Sledgehammer - Tangie x 9# Hammer
Skunky VA - chem91 x Skunky Brewster
Heathen Hammer - I forget? My bad.
God Bud - the JOI original, JC pheno
Atonic 13 cbd - Apollo 13 x Atonic cbd
BlackBerry Breath - another JOI, Hefty ball boy
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
JebusJesseejumpedup !
You trying to give me a heart attack before I harvest my 2 Litre ?

That is a fire list. I haven't burned down a shed since I was Nine.

@JL2G ,
Sweet!!! Because that's one of the males I used to pollinate a Jenny clone. Got alot of seeds from her. Haven't had a chance to pop any yet though. Lol

Citrol x Jenny

Is Jenny born from chem ?
Diesel born from chem.

I will need a minute to weigh up my comp. plant, and know the satisfaction of having earned a spot with Jenny.

I mean hell, Forest banged her, and she is hanging out with scoundrels, pirates, and the likes of you,,, she can't be toooo picky.
 

JL2G

Jesse Loves 2 Grow
Staff member
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JebusJesseejumpedup !
You trying to give me a heart attack before I harvest my 2 Litre ?

That is a fire list. I haven't burned down a shed since I was Nine.

@JL2G ,


Citrol x Jenny

Is Jenny born from chem ?
Diesel born from chem.

I will need a minute to weigh up my comp. plant, and know the satisfaction of having earned a spot with Jenny.

I mean hell, Forest banged her, and she is hanging out with scoundrels, pirates, and the likes of you,,, she can't be toooo picky.
Yes, she's Chemdog, the fiery Kind. Lol
She definately gets around. Lmfao.
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Stacy, the next Jenny pHeno when I find her. Lmfao
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You must cherish her.
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Just cause it came true. Lmfao.
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JebusJesseejumpedup !
You trying to give me a heart attack before I harvest my 2 Litre ?

That is a fire list. I haven't burned down a shed since I was Nine.

@JL2G ,


Citrol x Jenny

Is Jenny born from chem ?
Diesel born from chem.

I will need a minute to weigh up my comp. plant, and know the satisfaction of having earned a spot with Jenny.

I mean hell, Forest banged her, and she is hanging out with scoundrels, pirates, and the likes of you,,, she can't be toooo picky.
Who’s left with the comp plants @Jewels ?
 
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